Bethany Hansen

[B N @BisHilarious]

My girlfriend said, “Is there basketball on?” then put on the game and walked away. Two hours later, I’m like what is she doing? She’s napping. She turned it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.

[Aiden Droge @aidendroge]

I’m a senior in high school. I have a growing passion for creating content in the sports field. As I start applying to colleges I am wanting to take my passion to the next level. A simple retweet could help me do that.

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

@C_thosehands23

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Is this what marriage is like for straight people? 🥴

[(Not so) Stellar Mom @notsostellarmom]

Rachael Ray said on her show, “Kids aren’t picky eaters. They are actually fairly adventurous w/ their palates. Don’t dumb down their food. When parents say their kid is a picky eater, 9 times out of 10, the parent is actually the picky eater & has conditioned the eating habit.”

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

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[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

@haydenbeck05 *liked this for me AND Bri

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

@C_thosehands23 Omg crazy

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

@C_thosehands23 let’s do it

[Shawn Wheat TV @LNLShawn]

Pastor TD Hicks just pledged $16,000 from various churches in town for the Topeka Rescue Mission.

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

@HannahNicole825 Bf definitely stands for best friend. & I do too😞 come over!

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

@tiffany_jean25 😱 WHATTTTT?!?! Had you not tasted your moms calzones?! The. Best. Ever.

[Connor Hansen @C_thosehands23]

Showed Calvin the logos of each team and this is what we came up with. He also picked the final score of the championship. It’s gonna be a good one folks! @bethanymhansen

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

Me if I won the @rooleeboutique giveaway! #neednewclothes

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

Seriously if you’ve never seen Jane The Virgin go watch it... now.

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

Last night I had a dream that Connor took me to some football game and we sat by @chrissyteigen & @johnlegend. Chrissy was over it before it even started so her and I left and found ourselves in a target trying to sell her kitchen collection to everyone walking by.

[Connor Hansen @C_thosehands23]

Calvin told me the kids these days do this dance on some video game called NightFort

[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

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[Bethany Hansen @bethanymhansen]

YES. And then there’s the story of us, and back to December andddd the list goes on and on. I’m obsessed with her. She’s my childhood😂