bethanysm_

[bethanysm_ @bethanysm_]

“To meet a beautiful woman is one thing.
But to meet your best friend in the most beautiful of women is something entirely apart.”

[bethanysm_ @bethanysm_]

I said what I said. You read it right. I’m not sorry.

[hot garbage 🕷 @lil_ibuprofen_]

this is not legendary this is a scam. lol.

[Umm Obaidah 𓂆 @YFalasteen]

📸: @/wardhagraphy on Instagram.

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

So, I know everyone's afraid of looking like a crazy person, but I can’t believe the new UFO report from the Pentagon isn't a bigger deal.

Our govt says there are crafts that "outstrip our arsenal by at least 100 years to 1,000 years at the moment” and we're like "meh..."

[bethanysm_ @bethanysm_]

Idk who needs to here this but,

Having a small dog does not mean you have smaller responsibilities in training that dog.
Either get your aggressive ass ankle-biter in line, or catch a visit from Animal Control.

You will be called out all of 2021. Sincerely,
#bigdogowners

[bethanysm_ @bethanysm_]

If you need an elaborate hack to hide your bra behind a top you have by clipping and tying it in random places, just skip the bra sis.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

idc what anyone says, marrying into a good family matters. we always say “they don’t have to like me” but it feels good knowing your in-laws treat you like you’re one of theirs. i don’t like tension so i couldn’t imagine not being welcomed into a space i made a commitment into.

[superstar🧘🏾‍♀️ @slidinwitneenuh]

I hate when ppl try and label me as “sensitive”. Am I sensitive or do you just lack emotional intelligence? 🤔

[Colb @___Colb___]

The Cleveland Browns are a well run NFL organization for the first time in my life.

I.....

[Somil Trivedi @SomilBTrivedi]

"20-year-old commits misdemeanor then flees from police" describes every broken-up party on every college campus, every weekend of every year. And yet.

[bethanysm_ @bethanysm_]

If a doctor accidentally gives their patient the wrong blood or the wrong medication and it subsequently kills that same patient, they get sued for malpractice for wrongful death and could even potentially lose their license.

Why is there no malpractice for police?

[Von @iamvontay]

I just want what I deserve, because I’ve put up with everything I didn’t deserve.

[bethanysm_ @bethanysm_]

@HalleKristen

[bethanysm_ @bethanysm_]

Do snow days even exist now though?

Like since they started implementing virtual learning, even though some schools are having kids come back, does the snow day now become just a virtual learning day?

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

for all my non-american followers this means he isnt guilty

[bethanysm_ @bethanysm_]

Let go of the people who aren’t for you - you know who they are.

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

Why are we talking about lowering stimulus checks for the middle class and poor, but not increasing the tax rate for billionaires?