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Toilet, teeth , tits!

[Stella McCartney @StellaMcCartney]

We partnered with @SexEducation for our #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth 2021 campaign: Toilet, Teeth, Tits (TTT). Starring the series’ cast and Stella, it inspires women to perform breast self-checks as part of their morning routine. Discover more at: https://t.co/aLimORflsk

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Why does political arguments always have to involve those who are not involved and can make no change?

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Yearly twitter log in complete, still shit, will try again next year.

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@JosephBegley TAMAGOTCHIS JOSEPH!!!

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Still the same 😭😂

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I have one puppy that is soooooo good and so clever then the other one is just a complete idiot and has such selective hearing it’s unreal!

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Or @GordonRamsay be one he wouldn’t have to visit to fix 😅😭😂

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Want to buy a pub but ain’t got the funds. Need someone like @TomCruise to lend me £250,000 pleaseeee 😫😭 need life to give me a bloody chance.

[a🇹🇹 @annablake]

If I knew life was gonna be like this, I woulda held my breath in the delivery room

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@JosephBegley @HitsLincs disappointed, mention Mcfly but you forgot McBusted!

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@ashleyeeleanor McLaren

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At the end of the day Tory or labour they are all in it for themselves to fill their pockets. We’re all fucked no matter who’s in government

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If you’re thinking of joining good paid days for wine use the code below:
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#goodpairdays #wine #subscription

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Why do they not tell you how hard adult life is?!
Kids, work, marriage, it’s all made out to be what we’re meant to want but never fucking how hard it is to maintain it all

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@VibePay @England @Ryanair @BrewDog @StokeyyG2 @theawayfans @FootyHumour @EURO2024 @CFC_Janty @utdreport https://t.co/Fn7iIyyKcN

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Got asked how many weeks my nearly 1 year old was today because she’s dinky and still looks like a baby 😭

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@SPARintheUK It was more than I could’ve wished for!!

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The more the seasons go on the worse they get tbf. Older ones are definitely better

[The AHS Zone @AHSZone]

Variety has released a ranking of all twelve “American Horror Story” seasons:

#12. Double Feature
#11. Delicate
#10. NYC
#9. Cult
#8. 1984
#7. Apocalypse
#6. Freak Show
#5. Hotel
#4. Roanoke
#3. Asylum
#2. Murder House
#1. Coven

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Benedict walking round with the macaroon tin
*congratulations have a macaroon 😭😂 #bridgertonseason3

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Don’t understand what the issue was meant to be with people saying about Pens boobies. They are lovely I wish my boobies were like that 🤷‍♀️😂 #bridgertonseason3