LizzieElizabeth

Mother of children and dogs. all views mine, unless I’ve borrowed them from someone else

[LizzieElizabeth @bethcudmore]

@CourierEvri I have 2 parcels trapped in a locker. Or in a depot. Or in a van. Customer service provides zero support. Vinted says delivered. Evri says delayed. No locker code information sent. Where are my parcels?

[LizzieElizabeth @bethcudmore]

@DavidPeterVale This album is one of my favourite things in the world.

[LizzieElizabeth @bethcudmore]

@SoVeryBritish I am, at best, ambivalent about a full English breakfast.

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

Oh fuck off right wing d*ckheads talking about “grannies freezing” because of Labour. You did not give two SHITS when they were freezing the last couple of years under Tories. Omg they had to set up warm banks because of Tory incompetence… don’t pretend you care now.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Brexit was like watching your local library being burned diwn by people who can't read .
RT if you agree
Grunt if you disagree

[LizzieElizabeth @bethcudmore]

@SoVeryBritish Everything.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Yes, @PrivateEyeNews. 👏👏👏

#Brexit

[Stevie @xxsnzz]

Look. Without pen pushers like us, the NHS wouldn’t run either. You might not like it, might not think it’s true, but it is.

Recruiting less of us means more work for the doctors and nurses that they don’t need to be doing.

Funny thing is we’ve also trained…

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s a bloody nightmare”
Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working

“It’s not ideal”
Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

People who say we should put our own homeless before foreigners don't actually care about homeless Brits or want policies that would actually house them, they just dislike foreigners and see homelessness as a useful means of bashing the immigrants.

[Dr Claire Stewart-Hall💙 @Clairerising]

So this happened….They made me wait 50 minutes to speak so by the time I got there…

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

1 week today, we face the following price rises:

• Stamps ⇧ 15%
• Water Bills ⇧ 7.5%
• Rail Fares ⇧ 5.9%
• Energy Bills⇧ 20%
• Council Tax ⇧ 5%

But, hey, the cap on bankers’ bonuses is getting lifted so at least there is that.

Mugged in broad daylight

[Bob @bobrmitchell]

First it was Gary Lineker and now David Attenborough so who will they silence next?

[Lindsey Hilsum @lindseyhilsum]

No tomato shortage here - but I’m in Kherson, a frontline Ukrainian city that gets shelled by the Russians daily, not a British supermarket.

[LizzieElizabeth @bethcudmore]

This 👇

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you want to get more girls - or any children really - into sport what they need is free kit, free lessons and free transport. No amount of inspirational photos is going to make hundreds of pounds appear in their families bank account every month.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

This is horrific. And that there is so little attention or focus by government shows just how inhumane they have become.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

"You lost. Get over it". Oh yeah well brexiteers lost in 1973 and didn't shut up about it for over 40 years. We've only been out for two years so you better get used to it

[LizzieElizabeth @bethcudmore]

@nicky_denovan And also Margot. Who is, as you are, fabulous.

[LizzieElizabeth @bethcudmore]

@Death_Bow Inflatable chairs. Things of beauty and immense discomfort.

[LizzieElizabeth @bethcudmore]

@LBC could Sheila Fogarty refer to domestic violence as “domestic abuse” to reflect current safeguarding practices and UK legislation?