Beth Ayer Chelotti

Writer, editor, poet. @colliderpoetry editor. She/her.

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

Fetch the Bolt Cutters (if not Y Kant Tori Read)

[Spotify @Spotify]

Name an album that basically counts as going to therapy.

[Biddy Blas @edgewalker81]

Not if you consider being a werewolf a curse.

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

timeless

[Ben Greenman @bengreenman]

Why does everything keep happening?

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

“he got shot” is like the absolute dumbest reason to hire someone for a job

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

There’s something deeply evil about a political/religious movement that wants to legislate people’s morality while simultaneously opposing legislation that would ensure those same people have enough food, shelter, clean water, clean air, healthcare, education, and a living wage.

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

If anything, shouldn’t a president be MORE accountable…not less?

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

People that I know IRL have, like, all kinds of socks.

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

Generational divide hyperbole has jumped the shark

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Prison Guard Heats Lunch Up Inside 150-Degree Solitary Confinement Cell https://t.co/g654dGLPcA

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

@_celia_bedelia_ Lol the jump from "your car breaks down" to "who will you shoot?"

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

What are the movies that made me terrified to reach into the garbage disposal??

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

@bengreenman More even!

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

I’m in my “loving nutritional yeast with wild abandon” era

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

@clhubes Oh no! I thought this was why they were called Hootie and the Blowholes!

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

Can David Gray cover I try and Macy Gray cover This Year’s Love? A small request.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 48

[JP @jpbrammer]

just left the "I am a radiant being of pure light" phase of drinking too much coffee and entering the "my bones are creaky haunted halls" phase

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

What if she was Princess Pear? How would her life be different?

[Beth Ayer Chelotti @bethdayer]

listening to Smooth by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas in the 99