A city boy bellies up to a cowboy bar, takes off his boots, and shakes them out. Regulars look on, their confusion turning to respect, as out tumble 7 Legos, 3 marbles, and a human tooth.
I’ve never waxed my pubes but chemo has taken care of that for me now. I think that opens me up* to a totally new age group of guys 😂
* pun intended, duh
Travel tip- Wear all of your clothes when you go to the airport. There might be French people there and you want to get their feedback on as many of your outfits as possible.
Judging by the negotiating prowess McCarthy has demonstrated thus far, this time next week the holdout Republicans will be going "And you'll also have to conduct all business wearing only a speedo and nipple clamps" and he'll be like "Boxer briefs, and that's my final offer."
Hey guys! Quick personal announcement: I'm finding this website to be increasingly toxic and negative, so I wanted to let everybody know that I'm going to keep spending the exact same amount of time on here. If you ever want to reach me, you can DM me and I'll respond instantly.
I was helping my son with his homework and I told him that in its early years, Moscow was called Moscalf, so now I have another meeting with his teacher.