Beth

new account after original got hacked 🌈 trans women are women 🌈 free Palestine 🇵🇸

[Beth @bethisaloser_]

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” well I asked Cher Lloyd and she said I hear Jerusalem bells a ring a dinging

[Ellen Pasternack @pastasnack_e]

A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre. The nurse asks what blood type they all are. 'I'm a type A' says the priest. 'I'm not sure but I think I'm a type B' says the imam. 'I'm probably a type O' says the rabbit.

[⎊ Let's Talk War Machine ⎊ @LetsTalkRhodey]

I don't know how to explain it but he looks like Jackie Chan here.

[Leo @musicisleo]

shower sex sucks bruh the drain hurts my dick

[rui 🇸🇬 @ruiicist]

may the greatest king of all time rest in peace

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

getting really mad & pissed off & shaking my fist at the sky when those posts like “your birth month = your coffee order” are not accurate to my experience. um actually june is not an strawberry frappucino. i would Never Order That.

[lottiematthewsenthusiast @goodboynat69]

is that… a picture of herself on her ass?

[Gallus Tamanensis @Milkevol]

Pre-Robert's death Red Keep has so much comedic value

[theytlin clark @larkascendings]

If I got top surgery on 9/11 I would forever going forward refer to my boobs as the twin towers

[brian @brianonhere]

Nobody teaches their kids manners anymore

[✨Liza✨ @xlizagx]

M&S

[Eric Goldman @TheEricGoldman]

Stuffy old guy in a suit: “This is ridiculous! Stop daydreaming and join your father’s business, because I assure you, hot girls in tank tops and shorts serving chicken wings will NEVER HAPPEN.”

Johnny Hooters (Jeremy Allen White) in a denim jacket: “We’ll just see about that…”

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

marrying the old world and the new by saying “le sigh, we morb on” every few hours

[jordan @JordanUhl]

surely the leopards won’t eat MY face!

[beck @becktuitax]

a veterinária só puxou a patinha do ouriço-cacheiro pra aplicar o medicamento e ele já xingou até a décima geração dela 🦔😂

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Tell me you've never flown before without telling me you've never flown before.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

the fuck-you-die administration says fuck you die again today, same as yesterday

[Two Dogs and a Pig @BenoitBlancFan]

I think the funniest thing about this clip is like the entire word is heard it's literally "FAGGO (BLEEEEP) T

[Mary Aspinall-Miles @MAMBarLife]

This is very sad to read. Anecdotally though LED headlights are problematic. It’s not just the brightness but positioning as more are in direct eye line from SUVs etc. Additionally auto dip seems a fraction too slow sometimes.