(eliza)beth

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease

[Jamil @filmprcris]

that’s Daisy Edgar Jones cosplaying as Paul Mescal

[(eliza)beth @bethmargobrown]

did anna actually think the lyrics to fergie’s glamorous were when i had a moustache instead of mustang

[(eliza)beth @bethmargobrown]

did anna actually believe a chinchilla was half cat half rabbit

[(eliza)beth @bethmargobrown]

did anna actually make us all transfer her £460 for our new flats rent but gave one of her cheer pals accounts numbers instead of her own

[jess white @jessf_white]

vibe for 2023

[(eliza)beth @bethmargobrown]

i bet they were english

[(eliza)beth @bethmargobrown]

whoever stole my jacket, skirt and gloves from box on sauchiehall street; i curse you a miserable life forever

[dongwon 송동원 @dongwon]

the thing I love about Andor is it dragged the deeply appropriative and misapprehended "eastern" philosophy of the Jedi out behind the woodshed and replaced it with mutual aid, respect for people's traditions and culture, and a faith in the importance of small acts of resistance.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🏳️‍🌈

[(eliza)beth @bethmargobrown]

@MccafferAva are you still selling? x

[b @briconasty]

you get in a relationship wit a cancer or Pisces n yo hair gon b falling out 2 days in

[(eliza)beth @bethmargobrown]

anyone selling a mother mother ticket for glasgow 17th november :)

[(eliza)beth @bethmargobrown]

literally how are we in a rent freeze when i just watched a flat start being advertised at £950 then move to £1200 not even 10 minutes later?

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Hunter S. Thompson, one week after 9/11, called the 21st Century

[Clay @Webb_Clay]

I think Guests would be very afraid if they knew Disney World after 4pm was ran, on average, by 21 year olds who have worked here for 4 weeks

[BandyLegs @jakegapper]

With another Scottish independence referendum just around the corner I thought I'd write a thread on what was pushed last time by the 'better together' side, just to remind everyone of the tactics employed.

[trash jones @jzux]

imagine your roommate eats the plums you were saving for breakfast and then writes a bitchy little poem talking about how good they were. and then it becomes one of the most famous poems of all time