Beth

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Sean Spicer reminds me of the kid who would stuff a whole pack of Bubble Yum into his mouth just so he wouldn’t have to share it.

[Beth @bethmullertude]

Okay, we get it winter. #Stella #blizzard2017

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

Me: nice car
Friend: yeah 400 horsepower
Me: that's like 7000 ducks
Friend: what
Me: what

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I left a meeting to make this

[Beth @bethmullertude]

When you spend more money on gaming apps than you should #gamingaddiction #stupidgames #nolife

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump's team promised to repeal and replace but have so far have only managed to resign and recuse.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Trump attacks the media all the time because he lies all of the time. It's imperative we all stand up to Trump's drift to authoritarianism.

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

When dictators and demagogues want to gain popularity, they target vulnerable communities and start wars. This is surely in Bannon's plans.

[Beth @bethmullertude]

@Tucker_UVM Where will you be today?

[Beth @bethmullertude]

#ifiwonthepowerball I'd buy my mom a house in Portugal & pay off my student loans & give $1m to Villalobos Rescue Center

[Beth @bethmullertude]

@absolut_anna_ then do something about it!!!

[Beth @bethmullertude]

TFW you have a huge patch of eczema on your upper lip and a cute guy walks by #winter #vermont #skincare

[Beth @bethmullertude]

When you see a buff guy walking on match sticks #legday

[Beth @bethmullertude]

#adorable #cats #snuggles #cuddles

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Oh, a thousand times, yes. If there is a God, please let this happen. @Rosie @nbcsnl

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

SEE YOU IN COURT WHERE WE ALREADY ARE BUT A DIFFERENT COURT SHUT UP NO YOU'RE STUPID!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

An important development. Stay on him, Democrats. Stay on him. https://t.co/yC2TyYmxs0

[BurlingtonFreePress @bfp_news]

Astronomers find object similar to Halley's comet, but 100,000 times bigger https://t.co/Gfkp5YZ8uk

[Beth @bethmullertude]

@BetsyDeVos you buy them yourself, you brainless twat waffle

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump says his daughter has been treated ‘so unfairly’ by Nordstrom. Oh, was she detained for 19 hours when she tried to enter the store?