Beth Rowe

Writer/Comic/Producer she/her

[Ken Cook @EWGPrez]

@realRFKJr's Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) campaign is a con--and a dangerous one. How can you know for sure? For a reason no one has talked about: zero opposition from the industries Bobby claims Trump has empowered him to cast out of Washington. 🧵 1/5

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

I hope Sophie Turner and Hugh Jackman fall in love.

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

@stuymaluy It honestly happened to our grandmother’s brother

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

LIFE LESSON Tom got everything he wanted when he started having boundaries.

[Terri Huggins @TERRIficWords]

Whether this is normalizing postpartum bodies or Rhi Rhi is making a pregnancy announcement can we take a moment to recognize how women & mommies are defying limiting stereotypes daily. She DID that!!!

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

Everyone who has a problem with Blonde loved Pam and Tommy.

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

@mmmkwest 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

New US Open drinking game: take a sip every time one of the commentators say “and she’s a mother!”

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

I would like to not go outside again until I can wear a sweater and a Bordeaux lip

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

@Music__Mentor Tracy - love that album

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

Parent Job description: project manager of avocados.

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@ablanathtanalba @KateRoseBee

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

Pennsylvania looks like it stole all the trees from everyone else.

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

@morninggloria I’ve gotten better about saying what I want and need. I knew I was bad with boundaries before but becoming a parent has helped me finally firm up my boundaries for self preservation. I truly don’t have the energy to care what other people think about my decisions.

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

My love

[Julia Johns @heyJuliaJohns]

Now that I already have breast cancer, I’m gonna go absolutely buckwild with antiperspirant deodorant.

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

@benner @jonahray

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@airbudspod But have you seen this? https://t.co/PMhWgzMH8O

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

@NonProfitComic

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

@NotAshTBH A true safety mechanism

[Beth Rowe @bethrowerecords]

Dear men over 30,

Does someone tell you to stop reading fiction at a certain point or do come to the conclusion of nonfiction till death on your own?