Rachel

I'm never gonna dance again, two left feet have got no rhythm

[Rachel @bettatrischetta]

So glad I know self defense now and can feel slightly more at ease just being an alive female

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

I love @nbcthegoodplace so much that I converted an entire room in my house into a replica of the very first scene and then turned myself into two of the main characters and I have no forking regrets.🌵

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page.

[chaci @OhlhauserAdam]

What part of “I don’t want to spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[adam @brokeangeI]

my organs: water...please

me: hello kitty bandaid

my organs: what? seriously we need water

me: hello :) kitty :) bandaid :)

[Safia 👩🏾‍💻 @captainsafia]

lolsob at the epidemic of men who believe that having to think before they speak is a horrifying inconvenience.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

RT for good luck
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|| __ __ ____ | AMTRAK ,---\
|| |__| |__| | o | | /// |____\
|| |____| | )
|| ________________|_________________/
_ _ _choo choo lucky Amtrak train_ _ _ _

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

I'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that.

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Halloween is only 2 weeks away.

Me:

[Rachel @bettatrischetta]

Okay I already retweeted this at least a year ago but can you blame me? Watch https://t.co/NDhB0XrNcN

[X FACTOR @XFactor_Italia]

Avete mai sognato di assistere a un concerto a sorpresa di @mikasounds? Ieri è successo, nel centro di Milano! #XF9
https://t.co/0t8ETrQRng

[The Worst Muse @WorstMuse]

Ennui is always in style.

[Rachel @bettatrischetta]

FINALLY updating my instagram w/ Ireland, Scotland, & France pics so I can post current pictures... eventually. https://t.co/0ygnuTBVqh

[Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine]

Someone made this
#Covfefe

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

[Alix Fox 🦊 @AlixFox]

Which is the saddest of all the herbs? Bae leaves.

[Rachel @bettatrischetta]

We're at an all you can eat sushi restaurant and if we leave any sushi we have to pay for it. We are dying.

[Rachel @bettatrischetta]

Trying to get rid of extra sushi. Ideas:
1. Drop in fountain
2. Stuff in soy sauce bottle
3. Put in sleeves/mouth, dispose of in bathroom

[Rachel @bettatrischetta]

4. Friend is wearing a black shirt. So are waiters. I say he piles all our sushi on a plate & offer it as variety plate to other customers.