do you think you’re

in timeout

[do you think you’re @betterafalone]

Thank you for your bravery; for your dedication. There are no words to express how sorry I am about how badly we failed you. I say “we” because we were neighbors in the same country, when our own gov took your life. You’ll always be remembered for being a hero. RIP ALEX PRETTI 💔

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A. MAN. WHO. MAKES. A. DEAL. THAT. INCLUDES. A. PERMANENT. IRS. IMMUNITY. CLAUSE. FOR. HIMSELF. HIS. FAMILY. AND. HIS. COMPANY'S. IS. A. FUCKING. TAX. DODGING. CRIMINAL.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“she’s easy” oh no the person you want to have sex with also wants to have sex with you what a crime

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The way Hunter Biden is on here roasting these hoes

[Clark Lawson @clarksonlawson_]

Last month was military appreciation month but you chose to walk in June lmao.

[do you think you’re @betterafalone]

@esjesjesj Petition time ✍️

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He should be immediately expelled from congress

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

Somebody asked me today why I was wearing a pride bracelet if I’m straight and I pointed out their Red Sox cap doesn’t make them a member of the team

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Mulher de 37 anos que fingia ter 12 anos é presa após enganar pais adotivos por mais de um ano em Santa Catarina.

[®️ E L E @ReleGlo]

He will never bully anyone

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

New reports suggest that Charlie Kirk was alive minutes before he died.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

what zero pussy does to a mf