betterinrealife

Editor and writer. 2 kids. Seattle. Married to @kvduprez Mediocre pancake flipper.

[Tatiana Mac @TatianaTMac]

We can be sad about Kobe (and the other lesser known passengers) for ourselves, families, his former teammates, *and* his victim(s), who have to be inundated with their assaulter’s name for the next few weeks.

We can hold many incongruous truths as life is too complex to not.

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

@Margosita is just the fucking best. She deserves all the clicks and all the snaps and all the published pieces.

[Margaret LaFleur @Margosita]

I wrote a little flash piece about Death. It's at @LiterallyStory today. https://t.co/NqfQr1VwmM

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

Why is it when i clean the stove top i then immediately boil over?

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

@slaptastrophe Holy shit I’m so so sorry

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

@slaptastrophe 😱😱😱

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

Oh and generational shenanigans. Get me on that stage to break down boomers and gen x and millenial and gen z and and and and GIMMEE

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

How feminism at home is essential for feminism in the greater society.

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

@slaptastrophe Lord.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Who wants to tell him?

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

Go fuck yourself

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

"THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim Thursday, November 28, 2019, as a National Day of Thanksgiving." https://t.co/qGdere0rJu

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Toffi. She tried her best and that’s all we can ask for. 12/10 and the couch is cancelled

[The Sacramento Bee @sacbee_news]

Cows don’t have fingers and can’t insult Devin Nunes on Twitter, court filing says https://t.co/t2p46BI0KM

[Margaret LaFleur @Margosita]

We will never get back those years of un- and under-employment, never get a shot at those compounding savings. Those years affect everything.

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

@Margosita Spoiler: prob all racist and suspicious. Unless there are neighborhood goats that have gotten out or chickens. Then the posts are cute!

[Matt Laslo @MattLaslo]

The Federalist Society’s hosting a black tie dinner inside Union Station tonight, so protestors rolled up a big screen and loud speakers blaring Christine Blasey Ford’s Kavanaugh testimony as a welcome to attendees

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

Kamel!!!!

[Kindle Direct Publishing @AmazonKDP]

A paid Giveaway on Goodreads is like a mini ad campaign, delivering the following benefits for your book:
1. Helps readers discover your book
2. Captures an audience of readers for your book
3. Helps build buzz about your book
#20BooksVegas

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

@Margosita Stop. I need this to be real.

[Rebecca Traister @rtraister]

I’m of the opinion that masses of people booing the president on one of the stupidly few occasions he’s ever been forced to interact with them is in fact an extremely valuable moment for our global standing & anyone who cares about America’s reputation should thank that crowd.

[betterinrealife @betterinrealife]

Exhilaration

[Dan Hanzus @DanHanzus]

This was the greatest camera angle in the history of the NFL.