Mumpa Loompa

Meditatey cycly dancy singy yogi. Mum. Therapist. Cliché.

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

Loneliness is a social epidemic in Britain today. @SeemaKennedy and I publish @JoCoxLoneliness manifesto on Friday. https://t.co/aCjPDXQM6L

[Ben Davis @bendavis_86]

When you accidentally see your balance at the cash machine.

[Let Toys Be Toys @LetToysBeToys]

@matthaig1 On this subject, our recent thread on how gender-stereotyping damages boys may strike a chord https://t.co/PvevRx3m7Z

[Thekla Bristol @theklabristol]

Our beloved ship is under threat from proposed residential developments across the harbour in Redcliffe. Across the UK, an estimated 35% of grassroots music venues closed down between 2007 and 2015, many due to issues like this.

Let's not let this happen to Thekla! #savethekla

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

@M1ke5myth @catherinempoole @matthaig1 I'm fascinated by this Mrs5 thing. What are Mrs 1-4 reading?

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

@tommyh @M1ke5myth Nearly four. Bless it.

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

Welcome home sunrise following wired, ridiculous o'clock flight.

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

Plaka. Woodland inhabited by many peacocks and cats. Who did this?

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

Today's morning stroll. Dartmoor

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

Donkeys taking their time. Stopping traffic. Owning Brockenhurst.

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

Ohhhhhh noooo. All those wasted years of working out, yoga, whatever. Wrong gear, no transformy.

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

Have you ever dropped to give zen?

No. Me neither.

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

@MrsSparklenose @M1ke5myth Yes it is. Apparently they've all being pecking each other's bums. Poultry huh?

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

@M1ke5myth Exactly

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

Party rooster

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

#wouldyourather accidently do massive loud sobs at your weekly yoga class or a huge fart?

[Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant]

When yer pal uses the last of the beard oil and doesn't replace it 'cause he spent all his money down BrewDog last night.

[Mumpa Loompa @betty_watson]

Weird how the neighbours seem to hang a picture everytime the kids do big shouts. Their wall must look like this. Personality fits.

[sianushka @sianushka]

Men, women are allowed to leave you. You are not entitled to a girlfriend.
Media, stop romanticising controlling, stalker behaviour. https://t.co/qN3g0fa9DQ

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

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