Beubeu 🍺

Agent invincible de l'omerta jacobine | @cholericshyguy ♥️

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

Coucou les mutuels, @beubriquedelait est de retour ! Allez le follower, ce compte servira de backup.

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@Fontainchoco @Armelle_Couvert Zero commence par Sakura qui se fait bouffer par des verres, UBW a des scènes de cul a peine masquées, HF a une scène de sexe cash et je compte pas le gore... J'attendrai qu'il ai 16 ans perso

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@Fontainchoco @Armelle_Couvert Il est pas un peu jeune pour fate?

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@snoxou @Armelle_Couvert Banger oomf

[Aventa @ShikikanAventa]

@gravelines_ "De Gaulle wouldve been left wing!"
"No, he wouldve been right wing!"

De Gaulle: "I am quite fond of Kasane Teto"

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@Fontainchoco @YoussefFudo Magnifique

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@LaPetiteSatire @Pediavenir Excellent

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@Enricosk5 Ils l'étaient deja pour le vote sur la fin de vie...

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@dastrovoust t'es deja sur LE serveur

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@Enricosk5 magnifique

[Maanette @CapitainManette]

La "Dépression", nouvelle méthode d'arrêt de travail. Un courant américain venue du monde start-ups

[まりっぺ@うま @marippeuma]

ヒョコっ

#メイショウドトウ
#メイショウドトウ生誕祭2026
#meishodoto
#ノーザンレイク

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@LaPetiteSatire je prepare le champagne ?

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@Jashanx_gill scroll twitter while it works for me silly

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@Vaalxeny 10 pages pour un sujet aussi dense c'est peu

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@SicinSaor @VraiconAlpin @Epicier_du_coin un peu comme 99% des etudiants en lettre en somme

[Captive @captive_0]

@ASI it's true. he showed how horrible totalitarianism is when his economically illiterate utopian thought experiments were implemented under Pinochet.

as for "we are all better off":

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

si c'est vrai c'est un enorme banger

[Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ @shanaka86]

BREAKING: The Strait of Hormuz is no longer closed. It is no longer open. It is something the world has never seen before: a permissioned corridor run by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, priced at $2 million per vessel, payable in yuan.

Three ships transited in the last 24 hours. Three. Out of a pre-war average of 60 per day. Total throughput: 310,000 deadweight tonnes. Three percent of normal. Four hundred vessels are waiting outside the strait right now. One hundred and fifty tankers. One hundred and twenty bulk carriers. One hundred and thirty others. Waiting for permission from the IRGC Navy to enter a 5-nautical-mile channel between Larak and Qeshm islands inside Iranian territorial waters.

This is how the gate works. A vessel operator contacts approved intermediaries with IRGC connections, submitting full documentation: IMO number, ownership chain, cargo manifest, destination, crew list. The intermediaries forward the package to the IRGC Navy’s Hormozgan Provincial Command for sanctions screening, cargo alignment checks that prioritise oil over all other commodities, and geopolitical vetting. The toll is approximately $2 million per tanker. For a VLCC carrying 2 million barrels, that is $1 per barrel. Preferred currency: yuan. If the vessel passes, the IRGC issues a clearance code and route instructions. Upon approach, VHF radio hail, AIS verification, patrol boat escort. One ship at a time. Through the narrowest channel of the most important waterway on Earth.

Iranian crude is still flowing. Approximately 1.1 to 1.5 million barrels per day, mostly to China, at near pre-war levels. Iran’s own oil transits the strait it controls. The blockade applies to everyone else. Iran is simultaneously the gatekeeper and the primary beneficiary. The toll funds the IRGC. The IRGC maintains the gate. The gate generates the toll. The circle is self-sustaining.

Now look at what is NOT transiting. Fertiliser. Gulf nations supply 49 percent of the world’s exported urea. Ammonia requires the natural gas that Qatar declared Force Majeure on and that Iranian strikes disrupted at South Pars. Effectively zero fertiliser vessels have received approval through the permissioned corridor. The IRGC is prioritising oil because oil generates revenue. Fertiliser does not. The molecules that feed four billion people are trapped behind a gate that only opens for molecules that fund the gatekeeper.

The yuan preference is the structural shift that outlasts the war. Every tanker that pays in yuan instead of dollars establishes a precedent. Every precedent weakens the petrodollar architecture that has governed energy trade since 1974. The IRGC is not just blocking a strait. It is building an alternative payment rail under live fire. The $2 million toll in yuan is not a fee. It is a proof of concept for a post-dollar energy settlement system, stress-tested in the most extreme conditions imaginable: a three-front war with the world’s largest military.

The world’s central banks are trapped by the same strait: the Fed cannot cut, the ECB is hiking, the BOJ is tightening. Six countries are rationing fuel. Japan’s 10-year yield hit a 27-year high. Slovenia has QR codes at the pump. South Korea is barring government vehicles one day per week. And behind all of it, 400 ships wait outside a 5-nautical-mile channel for a clearance code from the IRGC Navy, payable in a currency that is not the dollar.

Twenty percent of the world’s oil supply. Controlled by a VHF radio call and a yuan transfer. The strait did not close. It changed ownership.

https://t.co/iFmUcarGdV

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@Konantt_ pape link ?

[Beubeu 🍺 @beubiere]

@strager You use python that's on you