king kris of leicestershire! (pending)

my bio degraded cos it was biodegradable

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Instead of giving £30,000 to some lucky person that knows how to send a text, why not give the 30 grand to Macmillan cancer research? #loosewomen

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Goodbye Twitter, it was fun for a while, but I’ve grown bored of you, too many changes, advertisements and restrictions. Hardly free speech is it?

Things were never the same after you closed my original account.

Thanks for the memories. Cunts!

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Every day is like the same episode as the day before, nothing changes, except the presenters. 💤 💤 #thismorning

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

This is shit! #jeremykyle

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Fair enough. 👍

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Hey @PostOffice do you really need a captcha on your parcel tracking page? Slows the process down to a snail’s pace on my mobile, when I just want to check progress

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Word of advice to the parachute tampering husband..

If at first you don’t succeed
#loosewomen

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Poundland Stranger Things
#butterfly #thismorning #ads

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

@carol77563692 You nailed it! 👍

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Why are we watching her best bits? Has holly just left the big brother house? #thismorning

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

How did she not work out that they’re all joke boxes? #thismorning

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

@marti6118 😂😂

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Hopefully it’s her kids in the boxes #thismorning

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Robots don’t sweat holly, they only leak oil #thismorning

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Tbf, that was genuinely funny! 🤣🤣#thismorning

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

@Dayjur11 #fakenews

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Just like us? ❄️ #thismorning

[Rachel Hemstalk @Rachiebaby1987]

@Schofe licking that bowl of caramel 😂😂😂 it’s good to see the celebs are just like us! Don’t waste the sweet stuff! #thismorning

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

This is gonna be so lame and tame. Probably some Japanese steak, caviar and truffles #thismorning #bushtuckertrial

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

@BKiddow That’s what SHE said!

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

Looks like a pile of that wood they have around the swings at your local park. not appetising #thismorning

[king kris of leicestershire! (pending) @bevan_kris]

The question was if you still did decorating, not if you wanna go on a date #thismorning