phillip beverage

sipping on the coldest beverage in the room

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Republicans: We need another civil war right now.

Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙

Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

@jayweingarten Yes.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

@jayweingarten Yes

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Jonny Greenwood: {virtuosically playing a neolithic percussion instrument that hasn’t been documented since 1200 AD}

Thom Yorke: Ouuuhhh,

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

@jayweingarten Yes.

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

i’m not like the other guys, I listen to tame impala and play video games

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

will dudes ever stop rocking? scientists are leaning towards a resounding, “No”

[Regional American Food @RegionalUSFood]

Arizona cheese crisp. Similar to a quesadilla but open-faced and baked until the tortilla becomes crisp

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

incredible things are happening all the time

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had to grind for this view

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Dick Suckermann

Prisoners of War, 1715-1947

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

its normal to take your partner to the Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live Glow Party as a date

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

trivial pursuit quesotons be like

1. What year was the Australian Rules Football Stadium “Linkbelt Oval” (located in the island nation of Nauru) built?

2. Who is the green brother of gaming icon “Mario”?

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

yeah but can michaelangelo do this

[phillip beverage @beveragesipper]

I have chosen #MonkeyMug what will your choice be?

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

Irony is honestly like crack for guys like me. It's stupendously funny. And when it's around my brain screams: "MORE!"