Bev the Bartender

It’s #bevsworld, you’re just lucky to be drinking in it.

[Bev the Bartender @BevsCloakRoom]

happy inauguration day, aka the day Guv Perry and the Dew pull up a stool next to the other has-beens at the Cloak Room #yesterdaysnews

[Bev the Bartender @BevsCloakRoom]

Stickland's really going for that whole 'I woke up like dis' look this #txlege session. http://t.co/VKqKzJy2Hb

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That explains this photo "@politico Obama: "I don't have to run for office anymore, so I can just let it rip."

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That moment when you jump the shark @ESQTV yelp-rated sticker in the window might be next. Maybe start tipping better #txlege

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Feeling like @SerenaWilliams at #Wimbledon after drinking while having to listen to soccer commentary yesterday

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Oh you're leaving work early to drink & watch soccer on Tuesday? Well I guess watching soccer is something new & different. #txlege

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Just because you're camped out in my basement doesn't mean you're safe #flyingglass #myaimsbetter

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@amanbatheja @davidSrauf @MQSullivan #bevdogme

[Bev the Bartender @BevsCloakRoom]

Left the basement for happy hour to find @beauwillimon...feel like we could've swapped #plotsonplotsonplots #fangirlfail #HouseOfCards

[Bev the Bartender @BevsCloakRoom]

Just because you don't like the election results doesn't mean I'm opening the bar early #wastedwednesday #txlege

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#TBT The time I blacked out & thought ’Top Secret’ meant ’Spill Your Secrets’ #thoughtitwastheNationalEnquirer http://t.co/R0284Gr08V

[Bev the Bartender @BevsCloakRoom]

@SecretTxLege you can kindly #gtfo #teafree

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@SecretTxLege DM

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Oh goodie Stickland's back. Welp least that's good for business development #shots #tx2014

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Oh it's also Fat Tuesday you say? Yeah I needed a reason to black out #primaries #Elections2014

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Should have been going for Seattle. At least then my brownies would have been laced w coffee...also... #snoozefest #SB48

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Someone did some flipping through those #bindersfullofwomen #sotu

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Saw a couple of staffers heading to work at the Capitol earlier. Guess hell really did freeze over. #txlege #snowday

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Hey, that's my line! @HCookAustin "Go home, Dewhurst, you're drunk. https://t.co/vOvcMjfmDl"

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Case McCoy is going to get to sit in the corner and film so much action tonight #OUvsTEX #hookem