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“Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”

she/her

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

Me after 3 tequila sodas (50% of the time)

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

@eggybenedict This is how I feel knowing that I’ll never love Tom as deeply as OB loves Tom.

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

@MartinAtchet I love raw onions on toast!!!!!! Usually I just do mayo but horseradish sounds like a great addition.

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

@and_breen Andrea, this rocks!!!!

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

@breakfastbabee You’re definitely right in theory but agreeing with @eggybenedict here based on knowing the cat.

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

Once saw a counter service person ask someone if they wanted water and the person asked what they’d recommend.

[Django Gold @django]

people in front of you in line love being like, “and what is a ‘bagel?’”

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

Mere minutes after I put Cotton Eye Joe on after she starting screaming during a walk.

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

In what should come as absolutely no surprise my newborn’s crying is IMMEDIATELY over once I put on Cotton Eye Joe and half the time she falls asleep to it.

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

The cats favorite part of the baby being here is that they can scratch the nice couch with impunity because I can’t scold them if the baby is asleep in my arms.

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

@breakfastbabee Unfortunately I cannot officiate unless this is exactly what happens.

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@and_breen Bee butts drive me nuts

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

@jenrara To make at home: roasted sweet potato (smoked paprika, garlic powder, salt, olive oil), feta (I do homemade tofu feta but regular would be great for just veg), arugula, and a little lemon juice and balsamic on good sandwich-sliced Italian bread.

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

Yesterday was one of the purest afternoons I have had in a long time. I love Providence :,)

[DUSTIN J. S. WATSON @dustinjswatson]

i fucking love providence, ri and pro wrestling :)

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@eggybenedict @dustinjswatson Same!!

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@and_breen Andrea, NO

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@MartinAtchet No

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

holy shit the John Wilson episode about Avatar depression syndrome had me tearing up

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

@breakfastbabee SAME

[🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 @bewilderednets]

Cat food comes from a can and is served cold but every time the cats don’t eat it immediately I get stressed in the same way I get stressed watching someone met their dinner get cold.

[paige @BonerWizard]

do you think the grandparents in Willy Wonka explored each other’s bodies in that bed