messy mama

youre so in the dark, are you just playing dumb? if you dont have a god complex ill give you one.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Justin Bieber is reportedly planning to return to music and tour this year.

[finn @notebookpapr]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[pris @pwiscila]

[Lying awake in bed at 11 PM] Tomorrow I’m going to change completely

[messy mama @bewitchingbabe_]

@windspeaks This is the first tweet of yours I’ve seen in MONTHS. The TL is slacking for sure

[julie @GROWlNGPAlNZ]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed The Hat Man as Head of Pharmaceuticals.

[sasuke’s attorney @narutmz]

rock lee on his way to the chunin exams

[Pediatric Nursey @pediatricnursey]

Fellow Mamas: I’m doing everything in my power to raise a son your children are safe around. Always. It’s my vow as a mother.

Because I promise you, the words, “your body, my choice” will NEVER come out of my son’s mouth. And God help him if I ever found out it did

(Copied)

[onion person @CantEverDie]

wild to think if bernie sanders won in 2016 how different the state of this country would be right now

[Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce]

Elections have consequences. The Supreme Court will be changed for a generation. I’ll never see a moderate court again in my lifetime. Alito and Thomas will step down and Trump will appoint 40 year old partisans to the bench. The damage he is about to inflict on our institutions the next 2 years will be irreparable.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.

While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.

And they’re right.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[Sean Johnson 🔥 @intentionally]

I voted for her. I think he’s a bad guy.

But if you lose the senate, house, electoral college AND popular vote, and you think the lesson is half the country is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and stupid… wrong lesson. And the same thing will likely happen in 2028.

[ؘ @harrologist]

one direction’s cover of teenage dirtbag really was the kind of cultural reset you could only fully get if you were there the way i was.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

who could’ve predicted this!

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

my friends: omg how are you!

me: i wronged the gods in all my past lives and i once again have only bad news

[Breezy 🐝 @BreezyCreates]

after the insects have laid their claim, after the foxes have known our taste <3

[🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 @420mercymain69]

I can’t believe they’ve already invented a slur for robots.

[M O N A E @badassmonae_]

Respectfully, I don’t go above and beyond for people anymore. I meet you as far as you meet me. I speak to you as much as you speak to me. I include you as much as you include me.