Business idea: Deliveroo for printing. You have a doc you need printing, you send it to them & twenty mins later a nice man on a bike delivers it to you and YOU NEVER HAVE TO MANAGE YOUR OWN PRINTER'S INSANE BEHAVIOUR EVER AGAIN. Somebody make this happen pls
Fantasy: Puppy goes outside and pees at 9.50 am. I get sat down to cover a live event at 10. Puppy falls asleep at my feet.
Reality: Puppy spends 10 minutes sprinting up and down the garden. Doesnβt pee. Take her inside. Live event link wont work. Puppy pees on floor. CARNAGE.