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[bexbales @bexbales]

@TVietor08 Kim Richards did it better 🐰

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

As Measles cases hit a 35 year high, as a senseless war rages on with no exit plan, as gas climbs to record highs, and the Epstein files remain secret, the U.S. Senate is holding a hearing today to yell at Dr. Fauci and again push horse dewormer on the American public.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Zohran Mamdani has dictated that New York schools will have children reading from the Quran every day.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

So long, America🫡🇺🇸

49 days ago we landed in the USA to follow our country at the World Cup. We had no idea it would turn into the trip of a lifetime.

Thank you to everyone who followed along, and to all the people we met who made this journey even more special. We honestly don’t have the words to express how grateful we are for everything you did for us.

This trip exceeded every expectation we had. We came here with an open mind, wanting to experience as much of the country as possible. I still remember telling my friends on the flight to Atlanta that I hoped we’d get to meet a few locals on this trip. Now we’re flying home with friends all across the USA.

Before we came, we heard so many stereotypes and warnings about America. People told us about safety concerns, that they might check our social media at the border, and all kinds of other things. None of it matched our experience. This was probably the most welcoming country we’ve ever visited.

So if you have the chance to travel, do it. The world isn’t nearly as bad as the media often makes it seem. 99% of people are awesome!

I heard this quote somewhere during the World Cup, and I think it sums up our experience perfectly:

“If you want to hate the world, watch the news. If you want to love it, travel it.”

Thank you, America ❤️🇺🇸

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

Harry Kane, who golfed with Donald Trump, is now out of the World Cup.

The Trump Curse strikes again.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Platner is out. Good.

Still fuck him, though - stop running for public office if you’re a piece of shit. The oppo WILL find out.

[Carli Lloyd @CarliLloyd]

You rest when your playing career is over. Period.

[Savage @Savageboston]

Maybe the worst soccer play I’ve seen in my life and I’ve been watching soccer for an entire 3 weeks.

[Toks @Toks_barbie]

@HKane Let's end this debate, who is a better goalscorer ?!

[bexbales @bexbales]

@timones4 @DailyIranNews Yes the soccer coach has a say in that

[Earl of FrunkPuppy @28delayslater]

“Keep my wife's name out of your f’n mouth”

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

one day you wake up and just stop wearing your Apple Watch.

[MCGA @Jakes6748772150]

@mark_slapinski Get out of our Canada pussy, we are making Canada Great Again. Another Jew hating Jew. Poor mark has to work for his EBT now.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot.

He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud.

He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery.

He was impeached by his own party for corruption.

Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas.

Together we will stop him.

[Covie @covie_93]

The fact that Thomas Massie is fighting for his political life in a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice is not a good look for the Republican party.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country."

An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

[Acyn @Acyn]

Axelrod: There are a lot of people who would like you to run for president in 2028. And there are others who would like you to run for the senate.

AOC: In this op-ed that Bezos paid for in The Washington Post, there was a veiled threat—it was the elite saying if you want this job, you just stepped out of line. What’s funny about that is they assume my ambition is positional. They assume my ambition is a title or a seat. My ambition is way bigger than that. My ambition is to change this country. Presidents come and go, elected officials come and go, single payer healthcare is forever.

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

[bully maguire @d3adxclaws]

they wanted to be 252,756 miles away from him again soooo bad

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes