jlo

smh

[jlo @bexpro34]

Dog outerwear has gotten out of control, guys.

[jlo @bexpro34]

Okay hear me out, those mega churches should do their baptisms in carnival dunk tanks. Have someone dressed as Jesus throwing fish at the button. People would show up. Just saying.

[jlo @bexpro34]

My brain anytime I read “DOGE:”

[jlo @bexpro34]

#GRAMMYs just a reminder, if you’re a conservative, YOU. CANT. HAVE. THIS. #pinkponyclub #chappellroan

[jlo @bexpro34]

I used to be fun but now I’m in a bunch of Facebook groups for people restoring old homes. I have absolutely no business being in them but seeing people pull up ugly carpet and discovering beautiful, beautiful hardwoods/tiles is such a high

[jlo @bexpro34]

I’m seeing how many followers/friends I can lose in a week like SCRAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! I love seeing the number trickle down 💕

[jlo @bexpro34]

Imagine you’re on love is blind and this is who’s behind the wall:

[jlo @bexpro34]

Who decided to name Turkey Hill, Turkey Hill? And why

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

"When someone other than the pregnant woman is able to sustain the fetus, then -- and only then -- should those other voices have a say in the discussion about the decisions the pregnant woman makes concerning her body and what is growing within it." 5/

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

"For these women, the liberty of privacy means that they alone should choose whether they serve as human incubators for the five months leading up to viability. It is not for a legislator, a judge, or a Commander from The Handmaid’s Tale to tell these women what to do with their bodies during this period when the fetus cannot survive outside the womb any more so than society could -- or should -- force them to serve as a human tissue bank or to give up a kidney for the benefit of another." 4/

[jlo @bexpro34]

I have always felt that arguing with Trump supporters in the comment section is a waste of time and energy but damn sometimes I just have to call people out for being so so stupid

[jlo @bexpro34]

That people want to elect this person

[jlo @bexpro34]

Bruh I can’t believe this

[jlo @bexpro34]

$10 is a steal

[jlo @bexpro34]

Man selling bottles of Tide under 95 in South Philly is very South Philly

[jlo @bexpro34]

Me, explaining a genetic test: “your body is made of cells and-“
My patient: “MY body is made of cannolis!”

[jlo @bexpro34]

I’m still pissed at the people who voted for Trump in 2016 like this is your fault bro

[tara @proletarat]

“This pic will be in future history books”

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Today would be a fun social media day if I were an alien from another planet and none of this mess had any impact on my life at all. For an alien today would be the reunion episode after a wild season of a Bravo show.