Bex Smaldon

Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

@RoyalMail Why have I received a message saying delivery attempted and no one was home when I’ve been waiting here for my parcel? 😭 I paid for next day delivery

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@Popeyes Why isn’t there any spinach on your menu?
#missedatrick

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@UKLabour Nope, not having it. I am furious about the unlimited refills being stopped in eateries.

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

@Vans just realised the blue stitching is missing from my new socks #heartbroken #newsocksplease

[Jack @jdbeal]

Big shoutout to Cadbury Yowies today. Had the gumption to challenge the Kinder monopoly on the chocolate + surprise market. Didn’t work but God loves a trier. Rock on Yowies 🤙

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

@VanGoghExp Is that a no to the Van Gogh skate deck? 😭

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

@VanGoghExp amazing experience when I visited on Saturday with my friends. Would definitely appreciate a skate deck as a present for my new home though 😘 #please

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

#NewProfilePic

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

@HostingTyler I look forward to completing my free trial and hopefully continuing my subscription #freetrial #wineandsmores

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

You: *pronounces Bon Iver as it's written*

Most annoying guy you know, barely able to conceal his delight: what did you just say

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

Here we goooooooooo

[jamie @gnuman1979]

I have no idea why this made me laugh.

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

Why do I look like a goblin every single day???

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

Humbled

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

No one:

Me showing up to Thanksgiving:

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

👻

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

Ooooo #TransferDeadlineDay

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

@FiveGuysUK When are you opening your Barton Mills restaurant? #imhungry

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

@zachlanebryan Heartbroken I didn’t get tickets for London 💔❤️‍🩹
Please come back to the UK again 😭

[Bex Smaldon @bexsmaldon]

@asda thanks for the worm in my apple. #goodjobimnotvegan