Home slice

One day he just woke up dead

Is it okay to refer to oneself as home slice? I guess I'll find

[Home slice @beyond_grit]

Plugged my phone in with 3% battery if you're looking for someone living on the edge

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

God is good.

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

“Often imitated, never duplicated.”

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

[Home slice @beyond_grit]

A "joys of getting old" story...

Wife: (music blasting from her phone) "why aren't my buds connecting?! HELP ME!!

Me: restart your phone

W: "that didn't work! Find my case!"

Me: found her case... with ear buds inside... "what's in your ears?!"

W: ...

Me: *laughs maniacally

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Let’s get my position on the Republican Party crystal clear. I’ve been a registered Republican since Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into his own personal brothel. Now that Senate Majority John Thune refuses to protect election integrity, I am disgusted with my party. I will NEVER vote for a Democrat in my life, but the RINO elements destroying the Republican party are a disgrace. I am a devout follower of President Trump, and as a registered Independent will continue to vote with Republicans when they stand behind this great President and act like Republicans again. Democrats, the ragtag band of con artists and grifters that they are, manage to work together in lockstep, but getting Republicans to accomplish anything is like herding cats. It’s absolutely infuriating.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Being Gen X this is about the seventh time I've lived through another end of the world. Don't worry you get used to it.

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

THE GOAL HEARD AROUND THE WORLD 🥇🥇 #WINTEROLYMPICS

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Caught the neighbor kid teasing my dog and his mom said it’s fine to yell at him anytime I like.

I had a bad day, I’m gonna go see if he’s home.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

🔥🤣

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

Mike Macdonald, Mike Vrabel and Curt Cignetti just put pressure on all new coaches. Instant results are expected. Rebuilds are officially 2 years, never 4 or 5 again.

[Home slice @beyond_grit]

@NYorNothing 19

People owned encyclopedias?!

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Either both of these are Nazi salutes or neither of them are. Standards should be consistent.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Hi @politico! Will you do an article calling Mamdani’s gesture a nazi salute or is it (D)ifferent?

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Why do people believe that taxing billionaires more is suddenly going to fix all of our problems?

In 2025, the federal government spent $1.8 TRILLION more than they made in tax revenue. If we instituted a 100% wealth tax and confiscated all the stock holdings of Elon Musk, Larry Page, Jeff Bezos, Sergey Brin, Larry Ellison, and Mark Zuckerberg you would be able to balance the budget… for one year. What are you going to do the year after that?

Assuming a 5% wealth tax per year, taxing those 6 billionaires would raise $94 billion. That means the deficit would be $1.7 trillion instead of $1.8 trillion. Meanwhile all those guys lose control of their companies. What exactly does that solve?

We can’t tax our way out of this situation. Cracking down on waste, fraud, and abuse is essential.

[Jebus @Jebus]

At least when the Asians do crime front businesses people get hand jobs

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Republicans have the Presidency, the Supreme Court, the House and the Senate. And yet…

We don’t have a Voter ID law.

Not a single crooked Democrat has been jailed, censured, impeached, or expelled.

Taxpayers are being defrauded by the billions.

And Republicans do NOTHING.

[Home slice @beyond_grit]

@catturd2

[Home slice @beyond_grit]

@ClownWorld It probably would reduce global warming, too

[Home slice @beyond_grit]

@Anaya__ Sure. But I'm a boring account. Nothing much but re-tweets

[weston hodkiewicz @WesHod]

Mike Holmgren should not be a semifinalist for the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

He should already be in.