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Gnome-pilled. Socialist killjoy. Cranky Jew. Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine.

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@RealCandaceO “Go woke go broke” so true ma’am

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@shrekfromdonkey @JUNlPER the slurp juice deposits would have carried them over the line

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@LGreen_USA @noanonymouse @PossumSocialist @LP_CLC

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@Alex_H_Flax @daveanthony Yeah there’s no way they could include a little card with a url and a QR code that could take you to a webpage that takes you 30 seconds to fill out. That’s asking way too much. No way to pull that off.

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@MarkInternet And another named The Tick.

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@Audjuice9989 @Liz_Wheeler @elonmusk I’m sure this wasn’t your intention but somehow you made Tim Cook look cool here, and made Elon look like a bloated neckbeard. Bravo

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@POTUS This fucking sucks, man

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@r0gu3sch0l4r @JudeAtwood @MESalisbury You gotta be shitting me

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@TelepresenceLen @JudeAtwood @MESalisbury I will die on this hill, frowning (with my brows)

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@r0gu3sch0l4r @JudeAtwood @MESalisbury Where are frown lines located, Rogue Scholar?

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@TelepresenceLen @JudeAtwood @MESalisbury It’s completely made up and you’re all pranking me. This is a Twilight Zone episode nightmare and I’m going to wake up from it any minute now.

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@MKupperman Same. The downturned mouth could be part of a frown but I always thought frowns to be furrowing/knitting your brow first and foremost. I can imagine a frown with brow scrunching and zero mouth downturning but I can’t imagine a frown without any brow expression.

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@JudeAtwood Thanks for your charitable reaction lol. You could say the Dragula intros make me frown.

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it’s called “Dragula” because their intros drag on, and on, and on

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@TelepresenceLen @JudeAtwood @MESalisbury You can have a frown without the slightest downturn of the mouth, as long as the brows are furrowed, but you can’t say the inverse.

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@TelepresenceLen @JudeAtwood @MESalisbury You’ve never heard of forehead wrinkles referred to as “frown lines”?

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@JudeAtwood @MESalisbury Apology accepted

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@ebennett128 @MESalisbury Wtf is going on, tell me this is satire and a deep commitment to the bit. I’m American and have never in my life interpreted a frown as anything other than furrowing your eyebrows.

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@JudeAtwood @MESalisbury I’m an American, and have never in three decades heard “frown” refer to anything other than a furrowed brow. By “three regions” are you referring to three friends who lack the ability to recognize social cues?

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@JonnyTwoBucks @spurtmagoo @cooIboobs

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@libertynumber5 @sethisnotmyname @BriannaWu @elonmusk