Connor Finnerty

Hi. I study biophysics and quantum optics. My opinions are in a superposition of being both completely serious and entirely farcical.

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@SJMac8546 @RichardHanania Elections are technically coup attempts if you have authoritarian skull. We need to remember to be open to alternative ways of unknowing.

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@centrist_tears @HowlingBones2 Communists and liberals have never been on the same team.

You say this.

So we say this.

When we suffer, you're happy.

So when you suffer, we're happy.

Why is this a surprise to you?

This is literally the world you want.

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@relax_carlos @AmanitaFugax Which was inspired by Orban's speech, who illegally used $1 million+ in Hungarian taxpayer funds to buy his way into being the keynote speaker

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@MMDA reporting a cement mixer (Plate: NAI 8579) leaking gravel and cement. It was spilling heavily on the EDSA Northbound, near Guadalupe/White Plains uphill section, creating a hazard on the white shoulder line. Please advise if a cleanup crew can be sent.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

Your district.
My vote.

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@UPS Warwick RI hub is holding my passport hostage after repeatedly lying to me that its arrival is imminent for a week now. International flight departure time of tomorrow at 12:55PM.

I just spent over 5+ hours with customer support today alone. This is insane.

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@thejesterhead9 @mattyglesias Nate had him at like 30-34%, which is about what the NYT had him at. A president overcoming a 45% chance would be a significant upset.

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Frank Ocean is frantic. Driving through downtown Austin begging (thru texts) Asmon’s family for address to his house. He’s desperate to close the deal on the "Boise Beachfront" estate

[usurp tha chef @usurpthachef]

Asmongold gets tricked by a meme claiming Czechia, a landlocked country with zero navy or military warships, is sending a cruiser to the Persian Gulf the help the US while crying that others aren't helping.

Another reason why he should stick to mount farming and not politics.

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@Caol_MacCormaic That's literally what Richard Spencer does tho lol

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@Swollentwt @AvgLibSoc Why it would benefit the US to defend Taiwan is so obvious, it's painful to even have to explain it.

"You think it's in the US interests to defend the only country in the world that makes salt that doesn't give you cancer?" Yes, yes I do.

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@AlwaysFlacko @mattyglesias True, he's a better person than almost all of his Twitter critics!

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@jstlk_ "Please clarify"

"Why did you clarify? I told you to confirm but obfuscate"

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He's right, tho

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

It’s no way KD called Russ “triple double cocaine bear” dis guy is tapped bro 😭

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@The_Fireball73 @FBIDirectorKash Since 2020? Snowden alleged Optic Nerve existed in his 2013 leaks

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@JerusalemDemsas Whatever. Somerville/Cambridge and the northern metro areas are where people actually want to work and live, anyway.

Fuck everything Exit 15 and south, yikes.

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@shaun_gains @BCC_Mitchell @alexbronzini @maxwelltani The Yuppie Nuremberg Defense stays winning

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@doulbedoink Yeah we were basically fine with the Pats never winning another playoff game the rest of our lives.

Like, we don't have feelings that can be hurt. Many Pats fans will say 2007 or 2010 was our favorite season.

It's mostly just about being better than the Jets and Dolphins.

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@sleepy_devo If George W Bush ran for president as a Democrat in blackface, and took over for himself in place of himself, he would have been considered by right wingers to be the most radical president in US history by these people.

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@Rightsof_Man @Nowooski Leftist berate people who disagree with them; they ostracize people who don't!

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@supermarke @meatballtimes European cities have all that and they still employ hostile architecture and exclusionary design, oftentimes to a significantly greater extent than US cities do