beza amsalu

read-only engineer

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

@akech_andrew Nigeria jr

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

Bro looks like a bukele body double

[Rogue DNC @theroguednc]

He’s about to do the most shameless corruption ever seen in Colombia

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

I don’t understand why retail and food places play music. Either play super generic instrumentals or don’t play music. no one’s trying to hear some esoteric pop song pls

[bleet @lilbleetbitchh]

apple you can heat this phone up all you want im not upgrading this phone!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

@S_Kadakia @cyera_io @AnthropicAI @HeyEpic Sent

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

@S_Kadakia @cyera_io @AnthropicAI @HeyEpic Qualitate

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

@rayansadri Yep tried it out completely unimpressed!

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

the inside of my head as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

@RichardHanania “Infrastructure of oppression” and it’s just a primary school, oil depots, and water desalination plants. Got it amazing analysis from the economist.

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

@KalKassa Most shameless person on this app

[Dale Cooper @osky_wosky]

@qualityequities my takeaway is short $JEF their analysis is awful

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

@ManUtd @premierleague @grok who is the other manager with the same record

[Pavel Asparouhov @Pavel_Asparagus]

Whatever skill I’m uniquely good at is irreplaceable, I simply get further leverage

But you buddy? The thing you’re uniquely good at? Totally fucked bro ur going to 0

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

Honorable mentions:

[beza amsalu @bezaamsaluu]

Top 1 flags icl

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

The American flag mogs every other flag. Why can’t any other country come up with a flag as beautiful?

[🅴 Henry Orji @Hunccho]

You will be thinking you have fallen out of love with football, whole time your manager is a war criminal that needs to be incarcerated

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

I want to quit my job and concentrate on being Manchester United fan

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

A rice merchant might be an expert in the field of growing, harvesting, transporting and marketing rice, but you would not take your political and historical instruction from him because you know he's just a bloody rice merchant.

You should apply the same frame of thinking to the finance bros and tech bros who are constantly trying to position themselves as great thinkers and philosophers who should have your ear. The finance bro is the rice merchant of money. The tech bro is the rice merchant of computer code.

Rice merchants might wear suits or black t-shirts with their startup logo, but they're still just rice merchants at the end of the day.

Stop taking political instruction from rice merchants.

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

He looks like someone who gets fired in week 2 of The Apprentice and says we've not seen the last of him (never see him again)