Bezzy Hezzy

[COLOURED VOICE 🏳️‍🌈 Truth to LGBTQ. @TruthLgbtq]

We are single because we're looking for 90's love in this 2026 generation.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Sleeping for 5-7 hours, Working 8–9 hours a day and then going home to about 2-4 hours to yourself, which includes getting ready for the next day, is not living, to be very honest.

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

"I should clean my room"

Me after picking up one sock:

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

i hate when bitches you already fucked play hard to fuck again

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Me enjoying the table GOD prepared for me in the presence of my enemies!

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[KHALID @DONVIIV]

If we already fucked, why are you suddenly making it so hard for us to fuck again? We already crossed that line. What changed?

[Softboy @softboywin]

Dear Apple,

Nobody needs to know I’m emailing from my iPhone.

Sent from my iPhone

[7rq @gloccnim]

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

[Dave @GamewithDave]

Sad but true as you get older?

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Jordan: Broadway’s Sure Thing @SongAndDanceRN]

NOT NOW, @MerriamWebster

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

WOW! SAY IT LOUDER: Pastor Loran Livingston just said what your MAGA uncle's pastor is too scared to say: "There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be."

A Christian nation doesn't kill 20 million Native Americans, steal their land, and leave their descendants in poverty.

A Christian nation doesn't fight a Civil War—losing 500,000 of its own people—just to keep owning human beings.

That's not Christianity. That's conquest with a Bible in one hand and a LIE in the other.

Stop calling it what it never was. HEAT CHECK!!!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Paying to park at a hotel I’m already paying to stay at is absurd.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.