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[Joe @DrEvil1996]

@PFTCommenter Imagine hearing the ticking clock and all of a sudden "I'm Glenny Balls"

[dps @dps2323]

What on earth was going on in 2020

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

[Random Hero @RandomHeroWX]

Kyle Busch casually walking up and punching the shit out of Joey Logano in 2017. 😂🏁

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is why i train arms. i would never let myself be embarrassed like this.

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Not enough people talk about Alfonso Soriano

• 412 HR, 1159 RBI, 289 SB, 2095 H, .500 SLG
• In 2002, led league with 209 H, 128 R, 41 SB
• Reached 30 HR 7x, 100 RBI 4x, 40 SB 3x
• Reached 40 2B 5x, 320 TB 5x, .525 SLG 5x
• 7x All-Star, 4x Silver Slugger, 2004 ASG MVP
• 105 out of 100 on @baseball_ref HOF monitor
• Top-60 all-time in homers (412) and XBH (924)
• One of just five players ever to record a 40/40 season (Canseco, Bonds the Younger, A-Rod, Acuña)
• One of just three players with at least four 30/30 seasons (trailing only Bonds the Elder & Bonds the Younger)

[• @yducknow]

walking behind people who walk slowly

[parks @parkersity_9]

You could sit that guy on the Jedi Council and I wouldn’t blink an eye

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaYZ]

Only real ones grew up with these.

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

My big news: I've left The Athletic because they wanted me to stop covering the Twins.

I refused to give up my dream, so I'm betting on myself and returning to my independent roots.

I need your support to make it work. Join me and let's do this together: https://t.co/osUsyR3GwG

[AltAzn @Alt_Azn]

We were in the bathroom taking a piss after the movie, dead silent, when some guy said "man that fucking sucked" and we all agreed.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

(Darth Vader right after cutting Luke's hand off) How is Yoda though. Did he mention me

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

what happened to Star Wars?

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Colson Montgomery made his MLB debut on 7/4/25. His ranks among SS in 103 games since that date:

HR: 1st (30)
RBI: 1st (77)
SLG: 1st (.526)
OPS: 5th (.846)
wRC+: 5th (131)
fWAR: 3rd (4.1)

Montgomery has looked like a franchise cornerstone since the day he was called up ⭐️

[B @bfard2]

Why tf does Doris Burke call games

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

[kordell @lledrook]

the greediest nigga you know used to throw grenades into other peoples windows on zombies

[kordell @lledrook]

niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game