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suffering mariners fan

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

“So the blood will be there.”

[c ✨ @marxiners]

a tramp stamp that says “player entry”

[jennie @bnzatro]

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

[jake @wormpuller]

(Flirting) I’m losing my fucking mind

[k @khlobotomy]

@girlsgaysnjrod “and my life is worthless” 😭😭

[breebunn @breebunn]

turns out if you’re super stressed for like a month+ straight it does eventually catch up with you and you do get sick

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

If I was one of the three little pigs I’d be the one making everything out of straw. Due to my laziness and lack of work ethic

[ryan @ryanmaluco]

eu nao aguentaria 1 hora no cavalo de troia sem assistir reels

[k @khlobotomy]

@theplanetpierre translates adjacently to “everyone is sharing anecdotes and you decided to come at me for sharing mine”. stop being weird friend

[k @khlobotomy]

the morning after my friend took his own life i had to go to the store to grab something and i remember being INFURIATED with these teenage girls giggling in the aisle. it was such a strange feeling hating them for not being aware of pain that had nothing to do with them

[🐈 Ranae 🐈‍⬛ @TheNerdyCatLady]

My dad died around 4am. And the sun still came up. The cats still needed to be fed. Coffee needed to be made. A friend texted to see if I wanted to go thrifting. And I think it's kinda unfair that the rest of the world didn't stop too.

[k @khlobotomy]

@theplanetpierre i think god gets concerned when he sees the way you move

[chad @chasedbywasps]

as soon as I learned there were drinks that make you feel good I got involved with that

[Jay  @Jayzus_]

Realizing you developed a crush on a loser is an insane reality check

[xan @G59_Xan]

me nonchalant? baby i’d chew the gum straight out of your mouth and yk it

[latke @latkedelrey]

stop putting this on my timeline ….. i’m going to become evil

[k @khlobotomy]

@starlight235711 unfortunately i’m having plenty of intentional sex

[k @khlobotomy]

this was in 2022. i did not expect this to go off. im doin a lot better. i’ve lost my mom to cancer since too. grief is a weird thing. but please be nice to eachother. some of you guys are being super fucking mean in the replies & i know this is the internet but damn lol

[k @khlobotomy]

(ok i bought one thing first but it was important)

[k @khlobotomy]

just paid $2k down on debt when i wanted to buy more mariners gear. someone pat me on the head

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

date idea: im mean to you and you like it