Steelers/Bills postponed because of a few snowflakes on the field. Meanwhile a tv tower was stationed on the middle of the 18th green and we were told to deal with it. How times have changed.
October 13, 2013. Ten years ago. Another insane comeback in an era that seemed to be defined by insane Red Sox comebacks. Once again, David Ortiz threw us all on his shoulders and somehow made the unbelievable seem oddly believable. Clutch defined.
Undeserved Good Guy Rap:
Lloyd Christmas
- Traded a dead bird to a blind kid for extra cash
- Triple stamped a double stamp
- Put rat poison in Joe’s burger and killed him
- Sold Harry’s custom van for a moped
- Stole Fraida Felcher from Harry
- Had extra gloves on the entire time while Harry froze
- Poured an entire bottle of Turbo Lax into Harry’s tea
- Desperately wanted to make love to a school boy
Undeserved Good Guy Rap:
Mary Swanson
- Husband was being held hostage and she was going on dates with other guys
- Harry’s tongue was stuck to the ski lift she still hit the slopes unconcerned
- Hung Harry out to dry by letting him use the bathroom with a broken toilet
- Lead Lloyd on with all that one in a million talk
✅ All-time DH leader in HR and RBI
✅ 10x All-Star
✅ 3x World Series Champion
✅ 2013 World Series MVP
✅ 7x Silver Slugger Award Winner
✅ Holds @RedSox single-season HR record (54)
✅ Hall of Famer
Congrats, Big Papi!