Brendan Faulkner

Former Cult Leader

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Bill Clinton calling for the full release of the Epstein Files:

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

I hate that I don’t know if this is AI or real

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

@KillaKreww Druski was on Hell’s Kitchen and actually surprised Gordon Ramsey with how good his dish was 😭😭

[MomagicLOL @MomagicLOL]

@DHSgov "We need to channel all of the world's energy into @NintendoAmerica and @Pokemon to sue the FUCKING SHIT out of Homeland Security for unauthorized visual representation!"

[Jay @VantaJay]

I hope the Pokemon Company sues the absolute FUCK out of y'all for doing this

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

I’ll die on the hill that it wasn’t bad, not good but impactful if you got it

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Spent 9 seasons on how he met their mother… just to undo it in the last 5 minutes. Still hurts.

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

@DattosDestiny @FruitiestP Dumb question - how do you cheat in Destiny PVE? Not rage bait- genuinely curious

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

@NianticSpatial fix your fucking game

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

There’s a woman in target with a dog and a small child. The child has a leash backpack and the dog is just free roaming ?!?!?!?

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

We live in a world where I just watched an entire group of people get deleted by a drone overhead, how do I see? Some dark corner of the internet ? Nope! Trump posted it like it was a god damn call of duty mission, wtf is going on

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

I was today years old when I learned oil rigs float on the water like boats, my dumbass thought those things went all the way down

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

@ATVIAssist help me, I have been unable to play Black Ops 6 multiplayer for weeks at this point, I’ve uninstalled twice and nothing fixed it. I would really like to be able to play the game I paid for

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

Can someone explain to me why everyone is posting blurry photos, I’ve thought I’m going blind three times now

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

Floch going from the recruit who wanted to quit to the leader of the Jaegerist and almost single handedly ended the word( I mean not counting Erin ) is crazy character development for a side character with bad hair

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

Go watch V for Vendetta, todays the day

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

I have the type of bad luck that I rented a movie yesterday and it got released for free on streaming today

[Retro Anime @retro_anime]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

I’m just a different person around my friends, @SageOfCthulhu and @ButteryBois randomly broke out into dancing separately on two different days and I joined them willingly, yet alone I’m standing in 7/11 and if a robber said dance I’d take the bullet before dancing

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

I’m watching a video of cops executing a search warrant on a convenient store for selling fentanyl and three out of the four employees all admitted to being drunk or high and the one sober person was selling the drugs, I thought Home Depot employees were nuts

[Brendan Faulkner @bfaulkner14]

Terrible things happen to amazing people. rest easy brother, I’ll miss playing Pokémon with you