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[ees @bfconjersa]

tootsie was americas response to the aids crisis

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

how is he beavis and butthead and Dennis reynolds and jamie lee curtis and Christopher walken

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

What about people whose hobby is the titanic

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

An upside of being a gay man is that 90% of the population doesn’t take you seriously on a subconscious level regardless of what you do so you can kinda just say whatever

[ayrton @saintlaurents]

i think about this picture all the time

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

just saw someone at the grocery store ask chatgpt which aisle the pasta is on

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Mom told me (gay) not to call my brother (also gay) a faggot

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

trixie when she wasn’t allowed to call whales the f slur on instagram

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

[miia @miiagarro]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

The Kristi Noem husband crossie shit is the best thing that’s happened to me today.

[Julius Novachrono @DeVngelo__]

Yes, we should respect those who don’t want to be called girl. But in the back of my mind I’m like, girl…

[ees @bfconjersa]

“lina minzelli”

[Chapin @Chapinc]

You want me to be physically present at a meeting in the office? Like the Ayatollah?

[21 year old rich auntie with no kids @JAYACTII]

how my straight female friends look at me when I say I haven’t watched heated rivalry

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Reminder: On the left a ballistic test some MAGA Bros did on YouTube showing what an AR-15 would do to a human ear trying to prove Trump was hit by a bullet. On the right Trump less than 2 weeks after his ear was supposedly struck by a bullet.

[ees @bfconjersa]

@erictrumpfan1 @MattWallace888 @sciencegirl photos are of olympic not titanic jfc

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Do you realize how obvious something has to be for this guy to understand it

[ees @bfconjersa]

condoleezza rice is my julie chen moonves