Ben Shafer

I made it to 32 somehow. love the @capitals and @dallascowboys. I’m not lactose intolerant, my body is.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Update to the Update. After consideration, we’ve decided to mega bed tomorrow. Will update once the mega bed is complete

[Holly Robinson Peete 💃🏾♍️ @hollyrpeete]

My dad was the original Gordon on Sesame Street. I literally and figuratively grew up on this Street 💚💛He introduced the world to Big Bird and Mr. Hooper and Oscar and all the people in the neighborhood…Imagine a world where that never happened—because @PBS was defunded.🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Ben Shafer @bfshafer15]

@BarstoolBigCat Get one bagel sandwich and one sweet bagel (even just butter and jelly)

[Jamie @jam_hard]

@RiotGrlErin

[Ben Shafer @bfshafer15]

@NBAFirstBasket @DKSportsbook @DK_Assist I finally got mine just now

[Ben Shafer @bfshafer15]

@NBAFirstBasket @DKSportsbook @DK_Assist I haven’t received it either

[Ben Shafer @bfshafer15]

RT @brookslaich: I can’t stand the protocol that happens immediately after the Super Bowl is over…

1) they isolate players and coaches for…

[Ben Shafer @bfshafer15]

@Tarik_ElBashir Amazing news! Someone that should have never left home!

[Maryland Sports Blog @MDSportsblog]

Maryland Volleyball Faces Rutgers in Big 10 Road Opener https://t.co/JVZLsuswP8

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

we showed damar hamlin dying on the field like 36 times between burger king commercials last year lmao

[Ben Shafer @bfshafer15]

@CJTHA1 I’ve always liked Booger. He didn’t get a fair shake with MNF. Although he’s better when he can talk in longer chunks like a studio role. So smart!

[Ben Shafer @bfshafer15]

@DenOutlander @StarfieldRDC That looks like something from the old Freelancer game from a long time ago.

[Ben Shafer @bfshafer15]

@ScooterMagruder Mix them together

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

There are too many cookies and sweets around the house right now.

A man only has so much willpower…

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Guys, If you’ve never gone with your girl to get a pedicure…. YOU are Truly missing out..! I’m getting my feet rubbed right now…. Definitely not my first time… Man! 👍

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son, Shane, does his father proud as he sits behind the kit for @FooFighters' performance of "My Hero."

#FooFighters #TaylorHawkinsTribute

https://t.co/PU705CpO2R

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

Here’s the darts scene from #TedLasso because no matter what your day or week has been like, the darts scene from #TedLasso is the best.

[Clarence Hill Jr @clarencehilljr]

Make it make sense

[Fozzie Bear @FozzieBear]

Happy #MothersDay to my Ma and all the great moms out there! Hope you have the best day ever. Remember: Mom spelled upside down is Wow! Ahhhhh! #WockaWocka!

[Xposed @Xposed]

If the bengals win the Super Bowl tonight I’ll give a bunch of people who retweet this and follow me @Xposed $500. #BengalsvsRams #rams #bengals #SuperBowl