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Biohazard

[bfuze @bfuze2root]

@marquisvii @Jonathan_Blow From what I recall SpaceX uses Javascript-based interfaces for this spacecraft. Wouldn't be _super_ surprised if one or two critical systems on a Tesla used a heavy runtime language with maybe even a GC

[Jonathan Blow @Jonathan_Blow]

Imagine your modern software pauses to garbage collect while you're in the middle of Doing a Barrel Roll in your car.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Also, I have THOUSANDS of malware analysis and malware development write-ups. It is soooo weird how SUDDENLY so many of these new write-ups have a summary with something named like "Why this matters".

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

When my wife and I discovered she was pregnant, I decided to lose weight for my to-be-born son. I didn't want my son to have fat stinky Dad.

I was initially approx. 280lbs (127kg).

Today I weighed in at 208lbs (94kg).

My goal is 180lbs (81kg).

Chat, we're almost there

[bfuze @bfuze2root]

@nodespaghett @CapitanJJ_ @SAldrin @vxunderground Ngl, I still to this day prefer GIMP for pixel perfect photo editing to Krita, but Krita is way better when I wanna get artsy

[bfuze @bfuze2root]

@SAldrin @vxunderground If you start out using GIMP or Inkscape it's not too bad actually. I still dunno how PS/Illustrator work. Idk if stockholm syndrome or what, but GIMP and Inkscape are way easier for me to understand

Also, I learned and was fully productive in Inkscape without any guidance

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> be me
> get dm
> "smelly, i found goop"
> wtf i love goop (malware)
> "My spouses work, a healthcare clinic, has been infected by malware. It arrived as a .rev file"
> lol ok
> download
> look inside
> .rar file named .rev
> ok nbc
> extract content from rar
> control panel applet
> lol is it 2002?
> look inside
> malware written in Go
> spend forever decoding what is goop code or go code
> 8 hours in
> deeply rustled
> Go goop has .svg document inside it
> goop compromises pcs
> uses .svg inside of it
> goop owners steal da emails on pc
> send .svg from goop to other ppls emails
> .svg inside tells ppl to download a .rev file
> goop propagation with social engineering
> neat
> keep bonking
> goop establishes connection with ip address
> 85.192.30.227
> not flagged by AVs
> goop first seen connecting to IP 2026-09-20
> sort of new goop maybe?
> keep bonking goop
> goop talks to ip address in funny way
> confuse me
> goop takes funny talk and determines what to do
> goop is told by ip to do stuff
> have goop transfer / upload files to ip or infected pc
> have goop start processes
> have goop update itself to latest version
> keep bonking
> finally discover the goop
> Dark Caracal a/k/a GoCaracal
> "cyberespionage group associated with Lebanon’s General Directorate of General Security (GDGS) that has historically targeted governments, businesses, journalists, and activists"

god damn lebanon government your malware was a fucking pain in the ass, i actually wanted to blow my fucking brains out a few times, ngl.

also, but your wifes work is being targeted by the lebanese government, prolly a problem idk, good luck on that bro

C2:
85.192.30.227

Dark Caracal (FQOYI_70153.cpl) SHA256:
8df20f4fd964c84bce577b3984bb5c65bccb876707cd9d94934a414bce7d7479

[Walaber @walaber]

Would you believe our game is built from basically just 1 texture?

[Oratsu @Oratsu_]

Hokuto Ono (小野北斗)

[とき @TimeSama_]

入社初日！

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

also... i see why people hate astra...

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> mcdonalds rolling out new SUPER INTELLIGENCE
> archy
> INTELLIGENTLY changes pricing
> store 1: $5.69 for burger
> drive down rode
> two miles away
> store 2: $6.89 for burger
> archy trained on 14,000 restaurants
> archy learned who willing to pay more

[Fernanda Dias @diasartwork]

Witch Bunny | Clip — “The Day We Met”

[@dingchilling @dingchilling]

watched the video and he even knows about stealing the reasoning traces study😂

[司島積雲 Shijima Sekiun @sekiun_creation]

This might change whole way of making animation

[birdman🦊 @birdman46049238]

sketch → final🦊

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

do u think lucia fw pancake chefs

[dax @thdxr]

we got hit with a crazy scam attempt

someone signed up for our inference and did a video call with our sales person confirming intent to spend $400,000 over the next year and asked for increased rate limits

our sales person felt like something was off so he looked up the company - found a bunch of videos of the CEO and it looked and sounded like the same person he talked to

so he figured it was real but we started looking deeper

the email they had been talking to us from was a lookalike domain that was registered 4 days ago. all the traffic they were sending looked bizarre and came from foreign IPs

emailed them for more info to see what they'd say. of course they hit us with the "i'm about to get on a plane, can't do anything right now, please move forward"

messaged the real CEO on instagram and yeah he had no idea what we were talking about, the scammer was deepfaking him

be careful out there, things are getting crazy

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> be me
> get dm
> "smelly i found goop"
> wtf i love goop (malware)
> "I got invited to a job interview, to make a long story short the project they asked me to work on I think was malware... interested in looking?"
> look inside
> its malware

FAKE JOB INTERVIEW GOOP?!

[jo @hatty__]

bad news everyone i found out how to triple pass it

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