Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire”

Esquire- Learn the name. Vandy Baseball Alum. UAA Aficionado. Peter Millar Enthusiast. Avid “wife beater” and terrorist to undersized children. #d3douche

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

Babble in shower #expand #wednesday

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

@chadfinglebutt Uh, lacrosse Segway pipeline

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

Jarvis, spawn me in phat blooms bed pounding his wife while he’s away #clown #gotitup

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

@HarvySpectator I think I see a bulge as well

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

@irockbriefs Um, what

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

Woke up privileged #expand

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

@donnie123bag Run me over with a car, kick in the balls, shoot my left arm off. And I would tell her “thank you”

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

I’m glad played baseball, but God Damn do I wish I got a head start like some of these lacrosse Segway pipeline kids. I mean fuck, out the womb they’re ripping bag and top ched. Then after they’re done with that they have and auto bid for a JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs. #lacrossesegwaypipeline #housemusic #expandorshrink?

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

Thanks to my media guy for hooking me up with some absolute cinema to post

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

Emory @ Chicago
Emory series win (-135)
Best value on the board. Emory has been the steadier club top-to-bottom, and getting the slight favorite here feels playable in a marquee showdown.

WashU @ Brandeis
Series split 2–2 (+210)
This feels like the most evenly matched series of the weekend. Both teams are volatile enough to trade punches all weekend.

CWRU @ NYU
CWRU series win (-190)
Safest play. Case has been more consistent, and NYU has struggled to close out conference games.

🚨 AUDIBLE 🚨
Chicago sweep Emory (+600)
Huge payout for a home field upside shot. If Chicago is able to grab Fridays momentum early. Do I think it’s going to happen, no. Is it possible, yes.

[George “hermanito” xi @ack_georgeH]

@uaaburnerverse what the lines for this weekends games…lmk

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

Good morning D3 burnerverse. As the Eagles, Judges, and Bears head to the airport, I find myself sipping on a lovely Guinness ☘️ 🇮🇪, got me feeling like a leprechaun. I guess this is how WashU’s Ryan Soong feels everyday. Once again #tappedin, using this sacred nectar to steady my nerves before a weekend of UAA baseball at its absolute peak. #UAAFamily

[Buck “Horns” Thatcher @bucktheduck456]

Can Perez and his Eagles sustain their first place lead in the conference or does Coach Tyrrell and the Maroons have something to say about that? #mustwatchtv #shrinkbloom #windycity

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

I’m so fucking excited to prop ass on the sofa after a long day of work. Grab a six pack from Sanjas (@Benchjockey123) place of work, aka the Chev, and tell the Mrs to fuck off for a couple hours. #scoopofgrit #EminentGuh #UAAFamily

[John @JohnBeer938]

While everyone is focused on the battle of the burners at Stein Diamond this weekend. Real ones are focused on a potential matchup to determine the UAA this weekend. Zuckerman vs. Butka is must see TV on FloSports this Friday. #UAABrotherhood

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

YES, 2 doors on each side, what could that be. A car. Or should I say a Ryan Carr. ‼️‼️🚨🚨Confirmed🚨🚨‼️‼️ Ryan Carr, Emory’s secret weapon bench bat, is Sanjay.

[Evil Sanjay @theEviLSANJAY]

I KNOW WHO SANJAY IS!
rather than simply telling you, I’d like to share this riddle:

I stretch long and wide, a passage to share,
With doors on each side, I lead you somewhere.

What am I?

[Gartrell Jacobs @GartrellJacobs]

All eyes on Waltham this weekend… #UAAtwitter

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

@theUAAblower thoughts, comments, or concerns?

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

🚨🚨 THIS JUST IN ‼️‼️ Lil Yachty will be flying out the Emory Eagles on a PJ loaded with TWO heavy-ordnance bunker busters, 30,000 POUNDS EACH, ready to be dropped on Chiraq: coordinates locked on J. Kyle Anderson Field, 41.8347° N, 87.6276° W. To HELL with those DIRTY BASTARDS. Expect ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION around 4pm Central Time!!!

-BMIV “E”

[Beauregard Mercer IV “Esquire” @bgardmercerIV]

Rape, no lube, is what I imagine doing to Phat Bloom when he makes his 7th mound visit. It’s the fourth inning. #reddraggon #washedU #dawgs