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UAA enthusiasts|ventriloquist | “hooting with the owls at night type of man”| Case Western C/O 96’| Cocaine lovin Indian

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@RickTossedSalad lol

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@signumitch Looks like an elite competitive pitch maker. Would do numbers in the Pat Bloom era. #WhyD3

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@ChadTossesSalad 74 likes… WOW!!!

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@Dingleton_John What in the faggot #sippinfromastraw

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@BillEpstein643 Bullpens are for the weak puppy piss. He’s going the full nine.

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Line up for tonight. Got Coors on the mound. #gonnabeagoodone

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Meme of the week:
#whitehorsebirthday
#thankgodhesgone

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Against all odds… #Whathappensinbetweenthelinesstaysinbetweenthelines

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@jaredVandy22

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@MaxLuvsUAA @MrMasterShifu @GartrellJacobs He’s also a bouse squid so Maurer would just so happen to “mog” him.

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@GartrellJacobs

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@KeithNeedleUAA How long might each one be? (Asking for a friend)

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Used to play against this dude back in 94’. Definition of an elite competitive pitch maker.
#covidyear

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With Townsend Stevenson rolling into this weekend as a total head case, the Brandeis Gavel Slammers, have a good chance to at least take one game this series against there not so arch rivals the Wash U bears. #rollwithdapunchez

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Alright guys for the UAA guess the pitcher I need a drumroll please 🥁🥁🥁

Player #1
Mihir Patel
Player #2
Townsend Stevenson

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Debating talking to women tonight UAA Burner Verse… what yall think?

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Heard @tstevens0n drinks like a fish. Haha, this guy doesn’t compare to me. #letthisindianmanhaveanight

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Which UAA pitcher is better:

Pitcher #1
- 9H
-4BB
-W-L 1-0
-WHIP 2.05

Pitcher #2
-38H
-20BB
-W-L 1-3
-WHIP 1.37

Releasing who each are tonight so stay tuned…

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@NickSarms @theUAAblower Finally getting the love he deserves #GEAREDUP

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Ship is slowly sinking… #bloomplatoon