Brian Jorgensen

Local celebrity for unknown reasons, but I do #python and post cats. #gamedev on the side; soundcloud link after we’re married for a while

[Brian Jorgensen @bgj]

@hcetamd @MTSlive @lauriewired Why not just C++ AND python? With a few classes that touch assembly. You have 4 years to work with. Good programmers can learn many languages and stacks, it should be part of the educational experience.

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The chances of a rabbit kicking you off your scooter are incredibly low… but never zero 😭

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@ChShersh I use fish shell and python and now wish I had just learned bash

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@nicbarkeragain I did this ten years ago at paypal. It was as cool-looking and intuitive as you say, but it didn’t produce better outcomes.

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@Steezehuman Helmets and toilet paper

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@0x45o Every time a particle falls into a black hole, it is re-emitted as a Nickelback song. Aka dark energy.

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@Angry_Staffer @babsforlife Funny thing here is they usually say “two weeks” about everything. Like how every DUI driver says “two beers, officer!”

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@nicbarkeragain It makes sense conceptually to think of everything as recursive, where you break down an algorithm into each discrete step that operates on subproblems. What you are complaining about, imho, is that our hardware consists of stack machines.

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@FUZxxl Zig is waiting for you

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@_trish_xD Not fair, zig requires us to live in a superposition of both states

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@hashjenni Something something Obama

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@jimgeraghty From the Halls of Mar-a-Lago, to the Shores of Ziyaratali

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@tunguz The Panama Canal would like a word with you

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@tlakomy Everything should be transpiled to rust nightly for the lulz.

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@JessicaTarlov The whole point of trumpism is to neutralize the world order and run everything on a handshake between billionaires

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@JosephPolitano I am pauli exluding you from my timeline, which in this universe means a follow

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@craigzLiszt I tried Sexpr and was rejected by the courts. They are biased against families with a lisp.

Regex Monoid III was fine though!

[Brian Jorgensen @bgj]

@abdimoalim_ Rust is good at this because tokio is basically a stdlib at this point. You’re criticizing love of tokio.

From my perspective, having primitives like Arc<T> is cleaner in rust than C.

However, I am slightly trolling. I use zig and make my own Arc(T) and Channel(T) stack.

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@ItsTheEnforcer See, I disagree with the pre-hoc-anti-TACO philosophy.

Tacos are great and should be on every street corner and de-escalation of WWIII. Cilantro is always optional, just chill.