Chili’s Waiter: How long have you been going to Chili’s?
Me: ...I mean, I wouldn’t exactly say that I go to Chili’s on a regular basis.
@LorilynThompson @lynsey_naugle
Tonight's #thebachelor finale should consist of Cassie reading a 2 hour apology to Kirpa, Kate, and Tayshia about how they were right about her being there for the wrong reasons.
Hannah: It's my birthday
Colton: I'm a virgin.
Hannah: It's my birthday
Colton: I'm a virgin.
Hannah: It's my birthday
Colton: I'm a virgin.
Hannah: It's my birthday
Colton: I'm a virgin.
#TheBachelor