brett gonte

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

Happy pride month‼️🏳️‍🌈

[brett gonte @bgonter]

Diagnoses are a relief until they’re an excuse

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[brett gonte @bgonter]

Everybody goes through that phase where they start a new job and fall in love with the coffee place next door and go everyday and try everything and find their favorite drink/treat combo and order it before work everyday until they get sick of it.

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[brett gonte @bgonter]

I think it’s so cute how we celebrate birthdays like yayyy you’re aliiive

[brett gonte @bgonter]

*talking about weird birthdays*

Me: “I mean Hitler’s birthday was on 4/20”
My coworker: “Right, he’s such a Taurus”

I love LA…

[brett gonte @bgonter]

I love ragebaiting, but I prefer grossbaiting.

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Boy slow down dropping all that BS music...😭😂✌🏾️

[MaikMiau @MMiau22077]

"You wouldnt last a day in my shoes bro"

You wouldnt last a minute in my butt bro

[brett gonte @bgonter]

I’m the guy who responds “thank you!” To the robot

[brett gonte @bgonter]

Hokum was the scariest fucking movie I’ve ever seen

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Perhaps a restoration of dignity is in order

[brett gonte @bgonter]

My bf just said he needs to go home to clean his room and do shit and I said “you’re gonna douche your room?”

[Brian Halligan @bhalligan]

I don't remember where I found this, but its spot on.

[brett gonte @bgonter]

My hero:

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

Stop caring about being embarrassed on social media. Be completely shameless about love. Let every weak souled idiot pretend to laugh while secretly envying your gall. No one important will remember your flubs but everyone who matters will notice your courage.

[brett gonte @bgonter]

Watching Erin Brockovich and feeling like a #bad #fucking #bitch #fuck

[brett gonte @bgonter]

Just learned that the brain keeps track of everything I say I need to do during the day and if I want to sleep at night I need to make a list and cross everything off it metaphorically but also kinda literally and now it’s over for you hoes.