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[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

本来是因为短发头冷戴了暖帽睡觉，但感觉对缓解鼻炎也有效，头部保暖了后，晨起就很少没完没了的喷嚏了🤧

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

Lol another safer option would be to replace it with one of those huge floor standing printers…no one’s gonna throw that

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Started a new job and everyone kept mentioning "the incident" but nobody would tell me what it was. After three weeks I finally asked directly. Turns out my predecessor had a mental breakdown and threw a printer out the second-story window. Okay, weird, but whatever. Then yesterday our printer jammed. Without thinking I said "this makes me want to throw it out the window" and the entire office went SILENT. Dead silent. Someone whispered "oh god not again." Now they think I have printer-related rage issues. I've been moved away from all windows. There's a staff meeting Monday about "workplace wellness.”

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@JingLi1411367 @vergiss_mnt 别说免费了，要求火车高铁上售卖卫生巾都能吵起来不觉得太搞笑了吗？中男已经恐惧月经到连女性想正常消费购买卫生巾的权利都要剥夺，经血染到火车卧铺床单要求乘客赔偿180块，被烟人抽烟烫个洞就能当成“人之常情”也不要求赔偿…其他的教育就业各方面女性面临的压迫都还没提，评论里一群蛆就冲我了哈哈

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@nyfor_npp 中国网上有句话：当你发现一个孩子有问题时，其实ta可能是家里病得最轻的那个

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

……瞎jb放生的美国版本

[Humanos @HumanosRaw]

Una persona que saltó en paracaídas sobre el desierto en el estado de Colorado de EE. UU. esparció 248 mil semillas desde el aire con el propósito de apoyar la biodiversidad.

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

想去看个电影但总觉得周末大块时间看电影很亏啊，工作日下班后去看又太晚回家，什么时候上四休三，像小时候周三下午会提前放学也行🙏

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@XiaoJi0403 还有馒头，是指million吗？

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@animalkyat 小炸鸡！🍗

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@peace_of_cake15 可能对方也一直在想着找机会和你说话噢，也会因为你今天开口问ta很开心

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

有点讨厌手机壳了，但是不用的话不出半天手机就会摔坏。

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

我说不如隔夜燕麦，吃完又撑又饿，进食的那几分钟是我被地狱使者夺取生命的几分钟

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@WindowTappcou0 忍者的武器飞镖？

[Nans @nansbello]

“Terrible husband, good father”
What the hell does that even mean????How can a man that was terrible to my mother be a good father to me???????????

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@qinqin170964 @dingingcingking @elonmusk 他们一定要毁了这个桃子🍑的emoji不可吗

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@ouo268 回国找不到不加班，双休，年假四周起，病假每年十天可累积的工作，我在nz还没澳洲繁华，也不太会考虑回去

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@_FORAB 美的这款看起来很现代不会噪音很大的样子？以前有个工作也是在那种超级老旧的历史建筑里不能安空调，办公室有人不知从哪来弄来那种老式冷气机，噪音吵得我要焦虑症爆发

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

累的时候会不自觉挠头皮，然后就掉发，得改！

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

@iing9u 恭喜你！南京是个很棒的城市，好吃的很多，历史也很悠久，enjoy！

[锅包糯米饭 @bgsbrzjs]

中年人的发疯成本太高，最后只剩下暴饮暴食这一条最容易实现。