Brenden Guthrie

I exude bedtime.

Linsey ❤

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Targeting 3:22 p.m. EDT today for Falcon 9’s launch of Crew Dragon with two @NASA astronauts → https://t.co/bJFjLCzWdK

[NASA @NASA]

Together with @SpaceX, we will return human spaceflight to American soil after nearly a decade. Tomorrow is not only a big day for our teams – it’s a big day for our country.

https://t.co/DQ1Taz1vXU

#LaunchAmerica

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@priscillabanana X Æ A-12 Musk

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

May the 4th be with you.

[Teenage Stepdad @TeenageStepdad]

Well, I'm never getting that day back. jfc

[Parker Mackay @INTERRO]

TikTok is garbage.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again

[Andre Braugher @AndreBraugher]

That’s “thiccc” with three c’s! 👑 #Brooklyn99

[Brenden Guthrie @bguthrie07]

@i_zzzzzz @BQQuinn 😂😂

[James @CaucasianJames]

at least we don’t have to see boomerangs of people clinking drinks for awhile

[Brenden Guthrie @bguthrie07]

@Standplaats_KRK Is this loss?

[Reuters @Reuters]

White House #coronavirus task force recommends avoiding social gatherings of more than 10 people https://t.co/DH4gr7jHsh

[Brenden Guthrie @bguthrie07]

@Austinpdavis Dude what's on page 47??

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Every generation in the history of humanity has thought the world was ending with them

Don’t worry. There’s no way we’re lucky enough for it to be us

So y’all may as well hole up at Arby’s to wait out this pandemic. amirite, gang?

Arby’s: where nobody cares if you live or die

[Brenden Guthrie @bguthrie07]

Guys, Joe got the Coronavirus

[. @SuiNeltwork]

mickey has died from coronavirus

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

Today is #NationalMeatballDay! Did you know that @NASA's logo, created in 1955, was nicknamed "meatball" in 1975?! For over 65 years, this logo inspired millions of Americans to take risks, dream farther, and believe that all of our dreams are possible.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mad respect for the makers of things