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[Ning @MariRegina55109]

未来五年活下去的忠告，狠狠记住:
1、买房，不买大户型。
2、不要轻易换行，换行穷三年。
3、上班，不做那个出头鸟。
4、微信步数，最好关掉。
5、不要乱搞男女关系，自古奸情出人命。
6、钱，千万不要乱花，衣服，能穿就不买新的
7、宁愿国企赚8000，也不去私企10000。
8、如今社会、哪怕你有一丁点存款，不管是三五万也好，十几万也罢，只要有，你就算得上是人间清醒了。
9、有工作就先干着，不要轻易辞职，工作不好找。
10、没钱，不生二胎。
11、早5分钟上班，晚5分钟下班，会越混越好。
12、每个月发工资，强制储存50%。
13、如果有人让你感觉不舒服了，相信自己的直觉，跟你不是“一路人”。
14、夫妻在外，要相互给足对方面子。
15、白嫖的事不要干，干一次你的人设就会塌陷一次。
16、越穷，越要买社保。靠子女养老不如靠社保。
而且要买满十五年，再困难，也不退保。
17、不参加无意义的聚会，不装大佬到处请客。
18、除了与赚钱有关的事，别的什么事都不关心，不过问。
19、努力在一行里沉淀下去，三年入行，五年懂行，十年称王，一个行业里做了十年，你就是老师傅了。
20、除了赚钱，其实研究啥都是错的。
21、女生贷款买房，很难找到男朋友结婚，男生贷款买房，找女朋友结婚也会很容易。
22、伴侣不喜欢的朋友，"断";
好几年都没穿过的衣服，"舍";
内耗自己的人，"离”。
23、一个人的工资，很难撑得起一个家，有能力，都要出去上班。
24、要记住，挣钱，才是你的终身大事。不然将来，会为自己的年少无知去买单。
25、喝醉了酒，一定要远离异性，后面发生了什么，完全是人家一张嘴。
26、去外地，要假装自己是本地人。
27、一个人身边如果没有什么朋友，尽量少来往。
28、AA制聚餐的同学聚会，没必要去。
29、男人出差回家，最好提前打个电话给老婆。
30、没有实力，不远嫁。
31、别相信别人说的钱是赚来的，不是省出来的，那是厉害的人，普通人的钱，真的是靠省出来的。
32、车、钱，不外借。
33、一定要努力做的三件事:赚钱、读书、运动。
34、哭穷和不炫耀，可以帮你省去90%的麻烦
35、千万不要混，你一个月5000元，一年60000元，20岁混到30岁10年就混了600000，存款估计不到20%。混一天和努力一天看不到任何差别，但是两三个月以后你会看到气场不同，三五年会看到人生道路不同。
36、赚钱不是拿一辈子去赚的，很多人能赚大钱就是那两三年，如果你遇到了，告诉自己不要休息。
37、白嫖的事不要干，干一次你的人设就会塌陷一次。
38、不喜欢的人，消耗自己的人，带来负面情绪的人，默默地疏远。
39、不拿别人的缺点、缺陷、糗事来开玩笑，学会尊重他人。出门在外，你先给别人面子，别人才会给你面子。
40、努力存钱，30万以下的都叫“余额”。
41、对于周围的人，只筛选，不改变。只相信，落魄时帮助过我的人。
42、出门三要管:管好嘴，管好形象
43、人多事杂的地方，少去，少说话。
44、任何时候，都要知道事不过三的道理。
45、别人的孩子再调皮，只要没碰着你，都不要去管。
46、不跟任何人说，自己的过去和经济状况。
47、不要跟亲戚一起去旅游和逛街。
48、到了一定年纪，没有稳定的收入，没有存款,亲人遇到事情你拿不出钱，你就会明白，什么脸不脸的，什么情啊爱啊，在钱面前屁都不是!成年人的安全感，不是别人给的，而是钱给的。没有人会因为你对他好而来爱你，只会因为你优秀而来爱你。
49、烟搭桥，酒铺路，茶通关，关系到位，水到渠成。
50、家丑不外扬，钱财不外露，言多必失。
51、别人问你收入多少，律说“勉强够生活”。
52、记住，在亲戚面前不要炫耀，
53、节假日时哪也不去，在家躺着，舒舒服服。
54、说点好话，你能搞定50%的人;再送点好东西，你能搞定90%的人。
55、再好的朋友，也要藏三分。再大的本事，在领导面前，也要藏三分。
56、少点外卖，少吃烧烤，少吃快餐，少吃零食，多自己做饭。
57、一定要改掉别人对你一点好，就掏心掏肺的习惯。
58、找钱犹如针挑水，用钱犹如水冲沙，所以要精打细算，细水长流，勤俭才能持家。59、记住，先谋生，后谋爱，先爱己，后爱人，别搞反了。

[Karthikeyan @OfficeOfKSKY]

அப்பவே நூல் விட்ருக்கான் 🤣

[forward deployed ccp gf @FangYi11101]

A man who pioneered parallel processing cannot be expected to run a single thread

[. @bhak_saala]

@ola_supports Here are my details. I have also sent the details via DM.
CRN :- 11537795285
Email id :- [email protected]

[. @bhak_saala]

@Olacabs Hi olacabs team. I had no alternative to reach out to your support so had to tag here. I booked an airport taxi today using olacabs. When I reached airport the cab driver showed a different bill than what Ola cabs app was showing. I argued with him that I will pay what

[Alan @cbe_sam]

I didn't foresee these crazy layoffs / uncertainty scenarios 8 years back when I was pressurised to buy a flat.

All I thought was that it's a stretch to commit to 20 year loans when I don't know where my next job will be. And most importantly I don't plan to settle in Bangalore.

Hence I preferred to stay on rent. 8 years after, I'm thankful to my past self for not yielding to peer & family pressure.

Though I often think about a few flats I ignored which is looking like an attractive price when I look back now, but I have no regrets.

I rather build a simple home in my native in my 50s than living with serious anxiety in my 40s..

[. @bhak_saala]

With Ola safe. I would just want to highlight this to everyone that please avoid using Ola particularly in night since there is no way you can complain or get hold of driver if they do anything wrong to you. There is no channel to complain or get details.

[. @bhak_saala]

Hi @bhash you want to build for India but in your company you dont have a proper channel to address grievances of the customers. One of the driver related to your company looted me and there is no way I can complain or get the issue addressed. How are the females travelling,

[. @bhak_saala]

@Olacabs @bhash @jagograhakjago

[. @bhak_saala]

My app is showing but he started getting angry and also my flight was getting delayed so I paid him 1367 what was showing in his app and decided to take it to you guys. What kind of people are these employed with your organisation.

[. @bhak_saala]

I am posting all the proofs hoping I will get s proper resolution here and not the same automated message.

[. @bhak_saala]

@ixigo Shit platform ixigo but I have money in my wallet otherwise I would have just requested to get my account deleted and info wiped off.

[. @bhak_saala]

@ixigo What a joke this is. The team connected and told me that they are not able to reach the driver and hence refunding me and find alternate way to reach airport. A cab I booked 2 days in advance and you guys declined at the last moment. Honestly I don’t find a reason to use this

[. @bhak_saala]

What does a customer do in such a case. Miss my flight? Better you just stop selling your services if this is how your services are. Highly disappointing.

[Rahul Roushan @rahulroushan]

RaGa (1970 born) appears around 10 years old and they receive a phone call about Rajiv Gandhi leading in an election. It has to be 1981 Amethi bye-election that Rajiv fought because Sanjay Gandhi died a year earlier.

Menaka Gandhi, Sanjay's widow, can be seen in the video. The following year she walked out of Indira's house, and in the subsequent election in 1984, she fought against Rajiv Gandhi from Amethi but lost due to sympathy vote in wake of Indira's assassination.

The begging of that distance among the family members can also be seen in the video, apart from the privilege.

[David Valerio Gilmore @davidvgilmore]

In 2015, I built an AI that detects early cancer.

It’s still running across hundreds of hospitals in the US today.

It was the most fulfilling work of my life, and I was building in AI years before everyone called it “AI”.

Building in AI then was a dream.

Now It feels like we’ve taken a turn for the worse.

It started when i was in undergrad.

I built my first company: AI models that made the political data transparent to voters.

At 21, I was offered six figures for it, but the buyers wanted to use it for reasons I couldn't ethically support.

So we turned down the offer and shut down the company instead.

In 2014, I moved into deep learning research on language models, for the Intelligence Community and Goldman Sachs.

Then HCA Healthcare came to us.

They put me in a competition against 10 people from IBM Watson. It was just me and the tools I’d built.

Our job was to build an AI model that can catch the cancer that slips through the cracks in hospitals.

It was the most intense 30 days of my life. Multiple all nighters.

My models won. That turned into a $5M deal, and later its own company, Azra AI.

Then the world caught on.

ChatGPT and Claude arrived, and AI costs exploded.

Building in AI in 2015 felt novel.

We were using it to find cancer tumours and save lives.

Now the biggest tech companies have turned AI into a money extraction machine.

That’s when I decided to make a change.

We raised $8.5M to build a better future for AI.

On Wednesday, we’re launching Rayline.

AI shouldn’t be locked inside a few labs’ models, prices and clouds. It should be open, transparent and decentralized.

More on Wednesday.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

A home video from 1980. Very incisive.

Imagine while having a mango with a fork & a knife, a kid is discussing the margins of their election victory with such assurance. I can empathise with Rahul, he has grown up with a people’s mandate being a piece of cutlery on their dinner table. It’s there to be picked anytime. They were entitled to it. A victory didn’t evoke euphoria, it was status quo. So when they lose now, they don’t know how to react. It’s not performative nonchalance to boost the morale of their workers, it’s their real self.

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Bc! Crazy😭🧨

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang sends apology letter to employees admitting that he had an affair with a Chinese spy.

Jensen has just proved that AI can replace everything but can't replace men falling for women outside marriage and losing their empire and aura.

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

Genius is also now a small word for Sunil Grover. 👏🏻👏🏻