Bhav Patel

I'm awesome. That's all.

[Bhav Patel @bhavjp]

@NJTRANSIT_HBLR Why not actually just announce that Tonnelle-Westside service is suspended? And why don’t you make the announcement on the station departure boards? Or does this make too much sense? And why is critical schedule information always on Twittter but never the official NJT app??

[Bhav Patel @bhavjp]

@NJTRANSIT_HBLR “Delays” = virtually no southbound trains. Be clear, say what you really mean.

[Bhav Patel @bhavjp]

@NJTRANSIT_HBLR What about every other train in either direction? Not a single one is showing up on time (or at all). Tell us what’s going on.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

This is the best piece of White House content I have ever seen.

[U.S. Department of Transportation @USDOT]

Name this band ⤵️

[KASPAR @iamkasparp]

When i die just put this video of a banner that says "SUCK MY NUTS ROBINHOOD" being flown over their HQ on my gravestone #SuckMyNutsRobinhood

[Bhav Patel @bhavjp]

@mattyglesias No. This is such a dumb take.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

who did this

[Bhav Patel @bhavjp]

@mattyglesias Lmao, are you attempting to be Reinhart and Rogoff, Part 2? This is super sloppy and insufferably lazy.

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Y’all worried about Bidens brain and Trump told y’all to pop a Tide Pod and call him in the morning.

[Bhav Patel @bhavjp]

And yet, she did nothing. Still an enabler who is putting millions of lives at risk.

[Daniel Lewis @Daniel_Lewis3]

Here is Dr. Birx's reaction when President Trump asks his science advisor to study using UV light on the human body and injecting disinfectant to fight the coronavirus.

[Bhav Patel @bhavjp]

Epstein's determination to discredit himself is exceptional.

[Isaac Chotiner @IChotiner]

New Interview: I spoke with law professor Richard Epstein, whose controversial article on coronavirus circulated in the Trump administration, about why he believes many coronavirus models are wrong, and the dangers of sloppy science during a pandemic. https://t.co/kpurftthzw

[Isaac Chotiner @IChotiner]

New Interview: I spoke with law professor Richard Epstein, whose controversial article on coronavirus circulated in the Trump administration, about why he believes many coronavirus models are wrong, and the dangers of sloppy science during a pandemic. https://t.co/kpurftthzw

[Bhav Patel @bhavjp]

@NJTRANSIT we “low-leveled” at Metuchen AND Metropark. People coming through a single door. What kind of service is this? What a shitshow

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump won't attend daily U.S. intelligence briefings. Apparently, they're a schedule conflict with his Russian intelligence briefings.

[Kareem Yasin @thekareem]

When you realize that the Spice Girls have more foreign policy experience than Donald Trump

[Bhav Patel @bhavjp]

GOP response from Ernst is an informercial and a half, selling universal poverty with *bonus* untimely death (b/c "repeal Obamacare!") #SOTU

[Stacy St. Clair @StacyStClair]

My hotel has no water. If restored, the front desk says, "do not use on your face because it contains something very dangerous." #Sochi2014