Murph

Lacrosse & National Security. Likes, retweets, and tweets ≠ endorsement. Too old to live, too young to die. Jersey born and raised, now in Virginia.

[M🐘 ⁷ @meaghancates]

THEY DID IT

[K @kourtneyinhell]

KNICKS BED SUMMER

[Murph @bhawks200]

ayyo what

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

CP in LA.

[Murph @bhawks200]

@capsinfour Had to stop in FXB because the rain and roads are so bad.

[MissLyss⚾️❤️ @alyssapaige25]

Level 10 swamp ass right now

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

OG ANUNOBY YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH

[Murph @bhawks200]

If I didn't have work tomorrow I'd be getting absolutely shit faced after that Knicks win

[sarah @mrsboourns]

Killing myself in front of Adam Silver to change the trajectory of his life forever

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Overheard a “Knicks fan” saying that he hopes they lose tonight because he has tickets to game 6, which in my opinion should be punishable by death

[Barstool New York @BarstoolNYC]

What the fuck is wrong with this team right now

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

mike breen: oh wow that spur just stabbed that knick oh wow the refs didnt see that

tim legler: the knicks need to focus this series will quickly go away from them if they dont

richard jefferson: im bald

[M🐘 ⁷ @meaghancates]

A ref WILL get mugged at the end of this game

[Murph @bhawks200]

@meaghancates wyd June 26th

[jackass @jackassworld]

come along and enjoy the final wild ride with jackass: best and last - only in theatres june 26. get your tickets now.

[Murph @bhawks200]

@meaghancates Sending a frenchman to New Brunswick, NJ to experience Rutgers (he will be miserable)

[Murph @bhawks200]

Holy shit dude lmfao

[FD @BrandonFDW]

I can't even describe all the craziness here.
https://t.co/zsvHKxgejM

[Murph @bhawks200]

@wobblymami Do you mean the area around DC, the place to get a license, or both?

[Murph @bhawks200]

Oooooooh...you're an idiot, got it.

[Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok]

Yes, military flyovers look cool. But taxpayer-funded military hype for private sports events is still weird—and a little creepy.

[Murph @bhawks200]

@fckoffmaebe i literally DM'd you asking that earlier today lmfao