Brian Dahl

haver of arthritis in left great toe

[Brian Dahl @bhdahl]

@HaloCollar fences should be able to turned on and off separately. I want my dog to play with the neighbor dog on my property and theirs and have a map for just my property at night so my dog doesn’t wander off.

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@derrico_henrio Pretty bold move for the Securities and Exchange Commission.

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@AthleticBrewing can you create a tracker of beers I’ve had of yours with a rating system so I can keep track of what I liked and didn’t like?
Order history just doesn’t do it for me.

[Brian Dahl @bhdahl]

In my house it’s Merry Christmas not Happy January 6th.

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The only guy you can trust with two first names is Josh Allen.

[Brian Dahl @bhdahl]

@DOGE Resume:
-Won a pull up contest in kindergarten and now can’t do a single pull up
-I like Mountain Dew
-I do most of the laundry at my house
-plants rarely die in my house
-can’t ride spinny rides at the carnival
-confirmed to the Catholic Church

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“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” - me at 4pm today.

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@Jaberuski Murder

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Rain is the OG cloud storage.

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One thing I’ll never forgive Covid for is taking away the windshield cleaners at Costco.

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@InvestmentTalkk Cocaine is among my favorite grocery.

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Guess nobody wanted their ass kicked.

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If you want a new guy in your fantasy football league to kick your ass then let me know.

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Another lair ass baby. You’ve got to put a stop to this. @QuinnMahoney

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@QuinnMahoney You nitwit

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@QuinnMahoney there’s no fucking way that baby did the Helena Ridge Challenge.

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@AthleticBrewing haven’t seen the single malt series in a hot minute… any releases coming soon?

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@RpsAgainstTrump This guy looks like Andy Bernard after he returned from his boat trip.

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Saw a license plate today “LOVEHM”
I don’t think you could find a bigger fans of Hideki Matsui than that person.

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@QuinnMahoney You doofus

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@Rainmaker1973 Guy on the far left is faking it