Ben Herzberg

I would unfollow myself if I could; CNU '18 ⚓️ • ΠΛΦ • he/him

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

This is powerful. 🔥

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tim walz and doug emhoff both look like they've done some crazy numbers on wii bowling

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: None of you were ready to make a commitment to any candidate in November. Please raise your hand if you’re ready to make a commitment after today.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

when the waiter brings out the fajitas

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.

[Mrs. Brassenstein @MBrassenstein]

Biden faking COVID just to get some PTO before he quits shows he's one of us.

[Olivia Messer @OliviaMesser]

this is one of those horrifyingly clear moments in history when you immediately know everything has changed but you can’t see how yet

[sophie @netcapgirl]

does anyone actually know what salesforce does

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

The capitals being the worst team in history to make the playoffs is actually the most washington capitals thing they could ever do

[Stephen Whyno @SWhyno]

It's October 30, and someone tells you the Capitals are playing a meaningful game 81 with a blue line including Vincent Iorio, Alex Alexeyev and Dylan McIlrath.

Like Taylor asked, "Are you ready for it?"

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Biden: You tricked me! I didn't want to pardon you, man!
Trump, dressed as big turkey: it's too late Sleepy Joe. You already made the deal!

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Pope not gonna be in Scream 7

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

📸 President Biden famously works out, lifts weights, and rides a bike to stay healthy. And yesterday, as part of a long-running family tradition, he plunged into 40-degree water as part of a polar plunge.

Yet, the media wants you to worry about his health instead of the 77-year-old, morbidly obese guy who famously eats junk food and doesn't exercise.

Make it make sense. 🤷

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Jaw-dropped at some of the Gen Z turnout rates from last night's election compared to 2021.

—Temple University: 523% HIGHER
—Penn State: 300% HIGHER
—College of William & Mary: 128% HIGHER

Gen Z turned out & made Republicans find out. We will do it again in 2024. Thank a Gen Z.

[Caroline Kitchener @CAKitchener]

Breaking: A Louisiana judge has blocked enforcement of the state’s trigger ban, which banned abortion as soon as Roe was overturned. Abortions are expected to resume soon.