Mo

you’re only as funny as your retweets

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

This is the best Belgium have played in years, they’re fuelled on pure hate 😭😭

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Can’t believe he thought he was back because he statpadded against UZBEKISTAN 😭😭

[Tom Downey @WhatGoingDowney]

Thats one of the most embarrassing things I've seen in sports and I'm a Cowboys fan

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

henderson out for the rest of the world cup from an injury sustained while not playing in a match where he still got a yellow card is a peak world club sub plot

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

USA defense against Belgium

[Rishit 🇵🇹 @Rishit_sayss]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Ronaldo's tears

[SethOfficial🇵🇹 @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Thierry Henry on Portugal’s elimination from the FIFA World Cup:

🗣️ “I’m going to say something that a lot of Portuguese supporters probably don’t want to hear.

This Portugal team has massively underperformed.

Not because they lacked talent, but because too many of their biggest players never reached the level everyone expected.

Bruno Fernandes has been dreadful by his own standards throughout this World Cup. The creativity, the leadership, the decisive moments we’ve seen for years simply weren’t there. Then you look at Vitinha and João Neves—fresh from winning the Champions League with PSG. Two midfielders who dominated Europe. Yet in this tournament, they’ve been almost invisible. Missing in action when Portugal needed control, composure and personality.

And then there is Cristiano Ronaldo.

People will blame him because that’s the easy thing to do.

I won’t.

Because if you decide to start Cristiano, then you have to build situations that suit him. Instead, Portugal kept circulating possession without purpose. They had one of the greatest penalty-box finishers football has ever seen, yet they hardly gave him the service he lives on. That’s not on Ronaldo. That’s on the team around him.

Spain deserve enormous credit.

They played with a clear identity from the first minute until the last. Every player knew his role. Every movement had purpose. Portugal, on the other hand, looked like eleven talented footballers trying to solve the game individually rather than collectively.

That’s why Spain are still in this World Cup.

And that’s why Portugal are going home.

Not because they had worse players…

But because they never played like a better team.”

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Nice of Balogan to do the right thing and not play today. Very noble.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Kmac @KMaC703]

I don’t watch soccer but is Tim Ream really the best defender we can find in a country of 300 million people

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

I like how in soccer the refs can just say “Yeah I know the game is technically over but this is exciting so we’ll let them play a little bit more”

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It’s cool that Trump doesn’t even like soccer, he just enjoys cheating. Doesn’t matter what the game is. He just loves circumventing rules and ruining things for everyone else.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

USA defence vs Belgium

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Ronaldo screaming “I’m back” after two goals against Uzbekistan and then scoring one charity penalty before being knocked out of the Round of 16 again is my highlight of the World Cup unless he gets arrested later.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

pulisic played like rapinoe this tournament

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

We can still win this game.. if Mike Pence has the courage

[Ryan Hiepler @ryjlocal]

Good example of strategy in life. 90% positioning, 10% explosive execution when the timing is right. Activity without achievement is a false god of the modern world.

[Underdog @Underdog]

"Portugal has mere seconds left to tie it!"

Their entire team:

[Plus EV Analytics @PlusEVAnalytics]

FIFA: "no of course this was not political interference, we would never allow such a thing"
Trump: "it was all me. I interfered. Politically."

Spectacular.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Americans celebrating Malik Tillman’s goal