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who are you i am from ancient greece

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[ꨄ︎ Dr. Princess ꨄ︎ @PinKIYSensei]

Pls go look at the “man” that sparked this convo.

[D.S @Davidschonitz]

@ThrillaRilla369 Public executions need a comeback. Fuck paying for 40+ years of someone in prison. Especially if it's the types that get told no chance of parole.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The Pentagon has a $1T budget and failed 8 audits in a row.

Health insurance companies defraud taxpayers out of $80B a year.

The 1% steals $163B a year through tax evasion.

Companies steal $50B in wages per year from US workers.

Start there.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

wait a second

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

San Diego is in fact the utopia everyone makes it out to be

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

[Queen of the North 👑 @gamawa_amina]

@_GlobeObserver When it comes to women, men practice the same religion.

[corb @awshuqs]

gun to my head ask me to tie my shoes without doing the bunny ears and i’m a dead man

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

@annakhachiyan 4Chan, 2013

[Brenda @brendawambui]

Magnesium Glycinate is truly the heavyweight champion of my life. The most life changing thing you can supplement IMO.

[b @bhslang]

@Mishi_2210 116

[Buksterlin @andy_buksterlin]

@WilkowMajority @timmer42899 It’s not our job to give the government 4 trillion annually while they blow through it and borrow another 2.

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

@TheDemocrats Our government is shut down and the two parties that run it are calling each other names.

We’re getting played real time man.

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

BREAKING: The FBI, run by two podcasters, is actively investigating the murder of a third podcaster, while the vice president cosplays a fourth podcaster to host the show run by the third podcaster.

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[b @bhslang]

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[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love:
- verification codes
- verifying your email
- yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot
- reading nightmarish news all day every day
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